I vaguely recall you once mentioning the "can't put the cigarettes in with Jesus" incident, but these are all pretty hilarious. (Well, not the sexual harassment man, or TBF. That type's just never that funny, and especially not as funny as they think they are.)

The sexual arousal of trees, on the other hand, is pretty great. Also, I notice that AD seems to have either been kind of a magnet for the weird ones, or to have written more of them down.