It's very sociologically interesting! At each office, people have told me things kinda-sorta "in confidence" about the other office, and while the things they've said are all technically true and not really malicious as such, there's a certain flavor of... I dunno... kind of "haha, you know, those people" to the comments. I really wonder what the other two or three people who work both on the hill and in the valley think about it all -- whether they have loyalty to one office over the other, or whether they try to remain neutral.

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I wonder if there's any way I could do a study on that for college credit?