I have now read all the Homestuck pages. All of them. (Or at least all of them that currently exist)

[edenfalling]

I am caught up to real time with Homestuck, as of the 2/9/12 updates. Yay! ...I am getting very confused about what exactly is going on with the Alpha kids' session, and this mysterious uranianUmbra troll -- I thought at first she (I think UU says ze is female at some point? and also is a Prospit dreamer, with a brother on Derse? I didn't think trolls had siblings...) might be the Condesce, but that seems less likely now. Unless maybe she's from the scratched session in the trolls' universe? Or who the hell knows, anyway. I am sure whatever the eventual explanation is, it will make sense when it's revealed and will not be anything I see coming now. But anyway, I am caught up!

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Now I am going to go watch [S] Cascade again and then go to bed. I need my beauty sleep. :-)

Comments

[vehrec.livejournal.com]

I think that the most likely thing that's going on with UU is that she's playing in the daughter universe of the Alpha session, which will be successfully completed. It has trolls because Kanaya is going to rekindle her species there. Probably using a matriorb that they reverse-alchemetize from stuff using Jane's Recipe modus.

The Condesce, on the other hand, is both Betty Crocker, and the Usurper who has taken over Derse. She's got her own plans, undoubtedly. Probably also involving troll re-population, with another empire and endless conquest of other species.

[edenfalling]

Yes, the line about the new queen's ridiculous hat (no wait, it's called hair) is a pretty good sign that the Condesce has taken over Derse. Also the red drone-like game construct enemies with her symbol on their heads that Jane saw in Skaia's clouds. :-)