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edenfalling) wrote2013-07-17 12:55 am
edenfalling) wrote2013-07-17 12:55 am
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[Fic] "Trollstuck," part 32 - Homestuck
back to part 31
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Trollstuck, part 32
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====>Stop wasting time already!
Congratulations, you are once again Equius Zahhak!
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --
AC: :33 < *ac silently stalks the unsuspecting hoofbeast from downwind*
AC: :33 < *she flattens to her belly in the tall grass*
AC: :33 < *her tail lashes behind her in anticipurrtion*
CT: D --> Nepeta, you will cease this f001ishness immediately
AC: :33 < shant!
AC: :33 < *the furocious lioness pounces on her silly purrey*
AC: :33 < *she says, equius you have to stop vwhiskers from culling aradia tonight*
AC: :33 < its very impurrtant and if you dont i will never speak to you again!!
CT: D --> Who is spreading these vile rumors
CT: D --> Vriska Serket is a deeply unpleasant person but surely she has more respect for the dignity of her position than such actions w001d imply
CT: D --> There is no honor in culling someone so far beneath her
AC: :33 < exactly!
AC: :33 < so you should help us stop her for her own sake :33
CT: D --> Who e%actly is included in this us
AC: :33 < efurryone!
AC: :33 < me and jarlia and alonde and karkat and kanaya and terezi and davven and even feferi!
CT: D --> Two seadwellers, two foulmouthed instigators with no respect for social order, a troll with a known grudge against my neighbor, and three overly trusting greenb100ds
CT: D --> This is obviously a plot, and I refuse to be taken in
AC: :33 < its not a trick!
AC: :33 < dont be a stupid poopyhead about this, you know youre just making excuses
AC: :33 < if you dont help you will regret it furever
AC: :33 < go tangle her in your silly bowstrings
AC: :33 < roll her up like a ball of yarn and bat her around until she agr33s to leave aradia alone
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < *ac digs her claws into cts flank and caterwauls*
AC: :33 < *she says, yes!*
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes! yes yes yesssssssss!!!
CT: D --> My answer is still no
CT: D --> And you will stop associating with those people
CT: D --> This conversation is over
-- centaursTesticle [CT] blocked arsenicCatnip [AC] --
====>Be Sollux
Are you sure you want to do that?
====>Yes
Okay. You are now Sollux Captor. Unfortunately your thought processes have been hijacked and suppressed so you can only be represented in visual format.
====>...
That is still not a valid story command! Please try again.
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As before, the next section will include more Equius Zahhak! (Hey, he's technically the POV character; I can't just ignore him. *evil grin*) But for the sake of the plot, Aradia will probably also appear... unless somebody has a really awesome alternate idea.
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continue to part 33
And there we are. It's surprisingly fun to play around with paint and Q-tips, even if the results are sadly short on fine detail. (It's also annoying not to have a proper black. I was able to create brown by mixing colors, as you can see, but black escaped me. Ah well.)
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Trollstuck, part 32
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====>Stop wasting time already!
Congratulations, you are once again Equius Zahhak!
-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --
AC: :33 < *ac silently stalks the unsuspecting hoofbeast from downwind*
AC: :33 < *she flattens to her belly in the tall grass*
AC: :33 < *her tail lashes behind her in anticipurrtion*
CT: D --> Nepeta, you will cease this f001ishness immediately
AC: :33 < shant!
AC: :33 < *the furocious lioness pounces on her silly purrey*
AC: :33 < *she says, equius you have to stop vwhiskers from culling aradia tonight*
AC: :33 < its very impurrtant and if you dont i will never speak to you again!!
CT: D --> Who is spreading these vile rumors
CT: D --> Vriska Serket is a deeply unpleasant person but surely she has more respect for the dignity of her position than such actions w001d imply
CT: D --> There is no honor in culling someone so far beneath her
AC: :33 < exactly!
AC: :33 < so you should help us stop her for her own sake :33
CT: D --> Who e%actly is included in this us
AC: :33 < efurryone!
AC: :33 < me and jarlia and alonde and karkat and kanaya and terezi and davven and even feferi!
CT: D --> Two seadwellers, two foulmouthed instigators with no respect for social order, a troll with a known grudge against my neighbor, and three overly trusting greenb100ds
CT: D --> This is obviously a plot, and I refuse to be taken in
AC: :33 < its not a trick!
AC: :33 < dont be a stupid poopyhead about this, you know youre just making excuses
AC: :33 < if you dont help you will regret it furever
AC: :33 < go tangle her in your silly bowstrings
AC: :33 < roll her up like a ball of yarn and bat her around until she agr33s to leave aradia alone
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < *ac digs her claws into cts flank and caterwauls*
AC: :33 < *she says, yes!*
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes! yes yes yesssssssss!!!
CT: D --> My answer is still no
CT: D --> And you will stop associating with those people
CT: D --> This conversation is over
-- centaursTesticle [CT] blocked arsenicCatnip [AC] --
====>Be Sollux
Are you sure you want to do that?
====>Yes
Okay. You are now Sollux Captor. Unfortunately your thought processes have been hijacked and suppressed so you can only be represented in visual format.
====>...
That is still not a valid story command! Please try again.
---------------
---------------
---------------
As before, the next section will include more Equius Zahhak! (Hey, he's technically the POV character; I can't just ignore him. *evil grin*) But for the sake of the plot, Aradia will probably also appear... unless somebody has a really awesome alternate idea.
---------------------------------------------
continue to part 33
And there we are. It's surprisingly fun to play around with paint and Q-tips, even if the results are sadly short on fine detail. (It's also annoying not to have a proper black. I was able to create brown by mixing colors, as you can see, but black escaped me. Ah well.)