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edenfalling) wrote2013-10-04 09:25 pm
edenfalling) wrote2013-10-04 09:25 pm
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[Fic] "Trollstuck," part 35 - Homestuck
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Trollstuck, part 35
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====>Are you sure about that?
Yes of course you--
Oh, shit. No. No, this can't be happening. Why do all your plans fall apart? Why is everyone always out to get you?
This has to be Terezi's fault. No way would Davven Kronos show up to chat with Megido in person unless someone gave him orders, and you're pretty sure he had some kind of fight with Agaion a perigee or two ago so Terezi's the only option. Damn her! It's not enough to break your partnership, she has to start actively sabotaging you too?
If Kronos convinces Megido to listen, there's no telling where on the planet they'll blip off to, and even Sollux takes time to travel. You have to pin them in place before they get their act together and escape.
You've never tried to control him before, especially not when you're already controlling someone else, but no matter what Terezi says, you know other ways to manipulate people. Proving that by messing around with her stupid moirail will be the icing on the cake of your victory over Megido.
====>Vriska: Improvise
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling turnwiseGears [TG] --
AG: Heeeeeeeey Davven!
AG: Nice night for a little visit 8etween friends, isn't it?
AG: I'm sure Aradia's 8oyfriend won't mind at all. :::;)
TG: ( oh gog not you )
TG: ( first aradia throws devilpuppets from hells asshole at my face now you want to play happy hatefriends )
TG: ( what next nitram shows up to throw me a wriggling day party )
TG: ( no wait not nitram )
TG: ( ampora does )
TG: ( and get this )
TG: ( its for totally platonic bro reasons not his weird ass needy lovelove hoofbeastshit )
TG: ( thats the level of what the fuck were talkin here )
TG: ( youre too late im absconding with aradia and i can keep going all day )
TG: ( no matter where you send captor guess what well be gone before he arrives )
TG: ( so what do you even want )
AG: To talk!
AG: Is that such a crime?
TG: ( in your case right here right now )
TG: ( yeah )
TG: ( qed )
AG: And people wonder why I think everyone is against me. May8e it's 8ecause they are! And for no good reason.
AG: All I'm doing is talking and you make me sound like the 8iggest evil in the history of the empire.
TG: ( not what i said but im not gonna waste time arguing )
TG: ( youre just talking cause youre trying to distract me and get a free shot with captors eyebeams of doom )
TG: ( newsflash it aint gonna work )
TG: ( see you whenever hopefully never )
AG: W8!
AG: If you're so desperate to save her, why not hand over your computer and let us talk one-on-one?
AG: Who knows, we may find common ground and call this whole thing off.
TG: ( fuck no im not handing my hard earned technology over to a pissed off telekinetic )
TG: ( how stupid do you think i am )
AG: Honestly? Pretty dum8!
AG: If you knew I was trying to distract you, you shouldn't have 8een talking to me at all.
AG: Now repeat after me:
AG: I'm a can of gru8sauce, short and stout.
AG: Punch a hole right through me, make a spout.
AG: Stick me on a stove to hear me shout
AG: Tip me over and pour me out.
AG: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
-- turnwiseGears [TG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
AA: vriska what the hell?
AA: davven was telling me s0mething ab0ut s0llux and mind c0ntr0l and revenge
AA: 0r at least i think thats what he meant, his metaph0rs get really c0nv0luted s0metimes
AA: but n0w he keeps interrupting himself with a stupid wiggler s0ng
AA: i cant understand anything hes trying t0 say and he d0esnt even n0tice anythings wr0ng
AA: what are y0u d0ing?!
AG: Nothing you need to worry a8out, Megido. In a couple minutes, you won't have to worry a8out anything ever again.
AG: I can't say it's 8een fun knowing you, 8ut it's definitely 8een a 8last!
AG: :::;)
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling apocalypseArisen [AA] --
AA: 0h fuck
====>Be Alonde
It is a dark and stormy night. Wind whips the ocean around your reef into a frenzy; thunder cracks and rolls; lightning spears down to ignite the wrack and jetsam caught between the rocks; towering tentacles of foam and salt lash over your hive. You ignore the chaos. Storms blow up at the drop of a hat in this season. It has nothing to do with your work. You have long since dismissed the pathetic fallacy as a bit of superstitious drivel useful only for instilling proper respect in those who would laugh at your interest in Those Beyond.
You kneel in the center of a circle, needles braced between your palms at just the right pressure to pierce your chitinous hide and let your blood drip onto the sigils carved into the floor.
Iä Cthulhu fhtagn!
A0r9pgiuj tnwtv bjmvaq, W9UXogrfhnq3 6toi jhq4 n b09u41 ijn8N H4hre1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
====>...
We apologize for the temporary inconvenience. Please wait while the narrative reboots.
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I'm sorry for that last bit. I couldn't help myself. *hides face*
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continue to part 36
I always forget how fun writing is when I'm in a fallow period. Man, why do I let my sleep schedule get screwed up so I'm too tired to think creatively? It just makes me unhappy in all kinds of directions at once.
*resolves once again to go to be at more reasonable times*
*will probably fail, as always*
*oh well*
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Trollstuck, part 35
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====>Are you sure about that?
Yes of course you--
Oh, shit. No. No, this can't be happening. Why do all your plans fall apart? Why is everyone always out to get you?
This has to be Terezi's fault. No way would Davven Kronos show up to chat with Megido in person unless someone gave him orders, and you're pretty sure he had some kind of fight with Agaion a perigee or two ago so Terezi's the only option. Damn her! It's not enough to break your partnership, she has to start actively sabotaging you too?
If Kronos convinces Megido to listen, there's no telling where on the planet they'll blip off to, and even Sollux takes time to travel. You have to pin them in place before they get their act together and escape.
You've never tried to control him before, especially not when you're already controlling someone else, but no matter what Terezi says, you know other ways to manipulate people. Proving that by messing around with her stupid moirail will be the icing on the cake of your victory over Megido.
====>Vriska: Improvise
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling turnwiseGears [TG] --
AG: Heeeeeeeey Davven!
AG: Nice night for a little visit 8etween friends, isn't it?
AG: I'm sure Aradia's 8oyfriend won't mind at all. :::;)
TG: ( oh gog not you )
TG: ( first aradia throws devilpuppets from hells asshole at my face now you want to play happy hatefriends )
TG: ( what next nitram shows up to throw me a wriggling day party )
TG: ( no wait not nitram )
TG: ( ampora does )
TG: ( and get this )
TG: ( its for totally platonic bro reasons not his weird ass needy lovelove hoofbeastshit )
TG: ( thats the level of what the fuck were talkin here )
TG: ( youre too late im absconding with aradia and i can keep going all day )
TG: ( no matter where you send captor guess what well be gone before he arrives )
TG: ( so what do you even want )
AG: To talk!
AG: Is that such a crime?
TG: ( in your case right here right now )
TG: ( yeah )
TG: ( qed )
AG: And people wonder why I think everyone is against me. May8e it's 8ecause they are! And for no good reason.
AG: All I'm doing is talking and you make me sound like the 8iggest evil in the history of the empire.
TG: ( not what i said but im not gonna waste time arguing )
TG: ( youre just talking cause youre trying to distract me and get a free shot with captors eyebeams of doom )
TG: ( newsflash it aint gonna work )
TG: ( see you whenever hopefully never )
AG: W8!
AG: If you're so desperate to save her, why not hand over your computer and let us talk one-on-one?
AG: Who knows, we may find common ground and call this whole thing off.
TG: ( fuck no im not handing my hard earned technology over to a pissed off telekinetic )
TG: ( how stupid do you think i am )
AG: Honestly? Pretty dum8!
AG: If you knew I was trying to distract you, you shouldn't have 8een talking to me at all.
AG: Now repeat after me:
AG: I'm a can of gru8sauce, short and stout.
AG: Punch a hole right through me, make a spout.
AG: Stick me on a stove to hear me shout
AG: Tip me over and pour me out.
AG: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
-- turnwiseGears [TG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] --
AA: vriska what the hell?
AA: davven was telling me s0mething ab0ut s0llux and mind c0ntr0l and revenge
AA: 0r at least i think thats what he meant, his metaph0rs get really c0nv0luted s0metimes
AA: but n0w he keeps interrupting himself with a stupid wiggler s0ng
AA: i cant understand anything hes trying t0 say and he d0esnt even n0tice anythings wr0ng
AA: what are y0u d0ing?!
AG: Nothing you need to worry a8out, Megido. In a couple minutes, you won't have to worry a8out anything ever again.
AG: I can't say it's 8een fun knowing you, 8ut it's definitely 8een a 8last!
AG: :::;)
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling apocalypseArisen [AA] --
AA: 0h fuck
====>Be Alonde
It is a dark and stormy night. Wind whips the ocean around your reef into a frenzy; thunder cracks and rolls; lightning spears down to ignite the wrack and jetsam caught between the rocks; towering tentacles of foam and salt lash over your hive. You ignore the chaos. Storms blow up at the drop of a hat in this season. It has nothing to do with your work. You have long since dismissed the pathetic fallacy as a bit of superstitious drivel useful only for instilling proper respect in those who would laugh at your interest in Those Beyond.
You kneel in the center of a circle, needles braced between your palms at just the right pressure to pierce your chitinous hide and let your blood drip onto the sigils carved into the floor.
Iä Cthulhu fhtagn!
A0r9pgiuj tnwtv bjmvaq, W9UXogrfhnq3 6toi jhq4 n b09u41 ijn8N H4hre1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
====>...
We apologize for the temporary inconvenience. Please wait while the narrative reboots.
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I'm sorry for that last bit. I couldn't help myself. *hides face*
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continue to part 36
I always forget how fun writing is when I'm in a fallow period. Man, why do I let my sleep schedule get screwed up so I'm too tired to think creatively? It just makes me unhappy in all kinds of directions at once.
*resolves once again to go to be at more reasonable times*
*will probably fail, as always*
*oh well*