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[edenfalling]

For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, I need to crowdsource as many terrible and/or hilarious nicknames for "Nicholas" as possible.

I already came up with Nick-nack, Nickleback, and the potential for endless Christmas and Santa Claus jokes, but I'm tired and have temporarily run out of inspiration. (And yes, I'm aware that "Nick"-name itself is a pun.) We are not going in the "Lassie fell down the well" direction, though I'm open to stuff like Coca-Kolya.

Any thoughts?

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[jjhunter]

Nick-Quick. Nesquik. Nick the Nicklenator. Buick-quick. Nit Yo Ass (Bit Yo Ass?).

Nit-pick-las. Fiddle Quick Das. Rich-o-mas. Lich-mo-mass.

Dick-o-less. Nicholas the Bicyclist.

...these are so bad. I don't know if any of them are at all helpful.

[edenfalling]

Nesquick is good! *makes note*

Hmm. Nicklenator doesn't quite work, but maybe... Nickle-plated? I feel that has potential.

[jjhunter]

Nickle-mated!

*blows a rude raspberry in poor Nick's general direction*

Nick, dick, kick yo later.