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[personal profile] edenfalling
For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, I need to crowdsource as many terrible and/or hilarious nicknames for "Nicholas" as possible.

I already came up with Nick-nack, Nickleback, and the potential for endless Christmas and Santa Claus jokes, but I'm tired and have temporarily run out of inspiration. (And yes, I'm aware that "Nick"-name itself is a pun.) We are not going in the "Lassie fell down the well" direction, though I'm open to stuff like Coca-Kolya.

Any thoughts?

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Date: 2019-01-15 02:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jjhunter
Nick-Quick. Nesquik. Nick the Nicklenator. Buick-quick. Nit Yo Ass (Bit Yo Ass?).

Nit-pick-las. Fiddle Quick Das. Rich-o-mas. Lich-mo-mass.

Dick-o-less. Nicholas the Bicyclist.

...these are so bad. I don't know if any of them are at all helpful.

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Date: 2019-01-15 02:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jjhunter
Nickle-mated!

*blows a rude raspberry in poor Nick's general direction*

Nick, dick, kick yo later.

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Date: 2019-01-15 02:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] syrena_of_the_lake
I love Nick-Nack, personally. Or Nickabrick for Narnia fans. Um... I’ll channel my best (worst?) puns as best as I can!

Nick of Time, Old Nick, Nickel and Dime, BeatNick, PicNick, Nickerdoodle, FinNicky, Tricky Nick, SputNick!

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Date: 2019-01-15 03:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] syrena_of_the_lake
Yay, I’m glad you like it! And I look forward to hearing the reason someday :-D

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Date: 2019-01-15 04:12 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mme_hardy
Kinnick. Claes (actually a fine Dutch nickname for Nicholas) Klass. K-las.

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Date: 2019-01-15 11:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] the_rck
The Nicholas I knew as a teen went by Nico. The pronunciation varied, sometimes 'nick-o' and other 'nee-ko'.

That opens up using various words like 'nicotine' or 'nicol prism.'

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Date: 2019-01-15 01:00 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] the_rck
Oh, I know-- Pull something other than 'Nick-nack' out of that song. "Nick-nack paddiwhack, give a dog a bone. This old man came rolling home," offers a lot of options that will make in-group sense but not be immediately obvious to other people. You could even cross that with 'rickrolling' by having someone call him 'Nickrolling.'

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