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Jan. 14th, 2019 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, I need to crowdsource as many terrible and/or hilarious nicknames for "Nicholas" as possible.
I already came up with Nick-nack, Nickleback, and the potential for endless Christmas and Santa Claus jokes, but I'm tired and have temporarily run out of inspiration. (And yes, I'm aware that "Nick"-name itself is a pun.) We are not going in the "Lassie fell down the well" direction, though I'm open to stuff like Coca-Kolya.
Any thoughts?
I already came up with Nick-nack, Nickleback, and the potential for endless Christmas and Santa Claus jokes, but I'm tired and have temporarily run out of inspiration. (And yes, I'm aware that "Nick"-name itself is a pun.) We are not going in the "Lassie fell down the well" direction, though I'm open to stuff like Coca-Kolya.
Any thoughts?
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Date: 2019-01-15 02:11 am (UTC)Nit-pick-las. Fiddle Quick Das. Rich-o-mas. Lich-mo-mass.
Dick-o-less. Nicholas the Bicyclist.
...these are so bad. I don't know if any of them are at all helpful.
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Date: 2019-01-15 02:29 am (UTC)Hmm. Nicklenator doesn't quite work, but maybe... Nickle-plated? I feel that has potential.
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Date: 2019-01-15 02:32 am (UTC)*blows a rude raspberry in poor Nick's general direction*
Nick, dick, kick yo later.