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edenfalling) wrote2005-08-27 11:32 pm
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[Meme] crack pairings meme thing
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askerian:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Ginny Weasley -- (HP)
2. Haruno Sakura -- (NARUTO)
3. Harry Potter -- (HP)
4. Uzumaki Naruto -- (NARUTO)
5. Uchiha Sasuke -- (NARUTO)
6. Tom Riddle -- (HP)
7. Wilhelmina Benedict -- (BLACK JEWELS)
8. Tendo Nabiki -- (RANMA 1/2)
9. Faith -- (BTVS)
10. Duo Maxwell -- (GUNDAM WING)
11. Jareth -- (LABYRINTH)
12. Mazikeen -- (LUCIFER)
Have you read a 6/11 (Tom Riddle/Jareth) fic? Do you want to?
I've never seen that pairing... though it might be interesting, in a really messed-up way.
Do you think 4 (Naruto) is hot? How hot?
Naruto? *cracks up* Objectively, I suppose he could be, but his personality generally stops me from thinking of him that way. He's cute as all hell, though.
What would happen if 12 (Mazikeen) got 8 (Nabiki) pregnant?
Well, Mazikeen is a demon (one of the Lillim), and she would be a shapeshifter of sorts, if not for what Jill Presto did to her, so I suppose it's not completely out of the realm of possibility for her to get someone pregnant. Nabiki would probably use the situation to finagle her way into a position as one of Lucifer's chief advisors, and then try one move too far and end up in deep shit, alone and with a half-demonic child. Then, of course, Mazikeen would take the kid away from her, and Nabiki would be stranded in Lucifer's cosmos with no way to get home. She'd make her way to civilization and start smuggling immortals back in through the gates, deliberately trying to piss Lucifer off and get Mazikeen to return so she could steal her kid back again...
Um. I am not plotting that story, really I'm not...
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Faith)?
Not offhand.
Would 2 (Sakura) and 6 (Tom Riddle) make a good couple? [This prompt inspired An Ounce of Prevention.]
Bwah! No, no, a thousand times no! Though she'd probably be attracted to him before she caught on to the fact that he's a sociopath. She does go for the darkly handsome type.
5/9 (Sasuke/Faith) or 5/10 (Sasuke/Duo)? Why? [This prompt inspired Lemonade.]
*boggles at both thoughts*
Faith would SO indulge her dominatrix tendencies on Sasuke, and when not having sex, they could compare sharp knives and talk torture techniques. Also, she could explain to him that really, friends are good and you can make up for exceedingly boneheaded and evil actions. On the other hand, Duo seems to like screwed-up loner types, and he's also a big fan of knives and explosions and freaking out your enemies, and he knows what it's like to seek revenge against the person/people who killed your whole (surrogate) family. Then again, Faith knows about that too, kinda-sorta...
*ponders*
They should have a threesome!
What would happen if 7 (Wilhelmina) walked in on 2 (Sakura) and 12 (Mazikeen) having sex?
Oh, poor Wilhelmina. Well, after spending time in her sister's Court, I suspect she'd just stammer an apology and leave the room, quickly. After making sure it was consensual, of course.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Harry/Duo) fic.
Er... Well, if you tweak the HP timeline so it occurs well in the future, I suppose that the wars in GW could coincide with Voldemort's reemergence, and perhaps Harry is investigating a Horcrux near a military base, and runs into Duo as Duo is escaping from OZ pursuers...
Yeah. Okay.
"While searching the abandoned Gaunt family crypt, Harry stumbles across a strange young man with a braid, who claims to be running from a group of men in black. Harry jumps to the logical conclusion, and only later discovers that he's taken an infamous terrorist into the heart of the Order of the Phoenix. HP/Gundam Wing crossover, slash, AU, and Timeline, What Timeline?"
Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Ginny/Nabiki) fluff?
Not that I've ever heard of, though it would certainly be interesting. *shoos away plot mice*
Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Wilhelmina/Mazikeen) hurt/comfort fic.
"Masks." Because I am not very imaginative with titles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Naruto) to deflower 1 (Ginny)? [This wants to become a story, but so far I've resisted its wiles.]
...beats me. It would have to be crackfic, I think, because I cannot see any other way to get those two into the same universe and not have them be hung up on other people. And I'm not going to sit here and try to think of one, either! *shoos away more plot mice*
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Wilhelmina) slash?
Dude, nobody writes Wilhelmina slash. She's such a minor character, and there's nobody unattached to slash her with...
Waitaminute.
*wanders off with sudden impulse to write Karla/Wilhelmina*
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Harry) het?
Um, duh? YES.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Jareth)?
I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke)?
...I swear to god I didn't do this on purpose. Hell yes. Even I've written stuff that leans in that direction.
What might 10 (Duo) scream out at a moment of great passion?
Probably something incoherent, if we're talking sex. If we're talking anger, then "Die!" or "Shinigami lives!" might be likely options.
If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Nabiki), which song would you choose?
Dirty Laundry, by the Eagles. :-) Nobody wants their secrets revealed to eager audiences, but that makes blackmail FUN!
If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Ginny/Tom/Mazikeen) fic, what would the warnings be?
Dark, twisted, demons, blood, angst, supernatural, etc.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Sakura) to use on 10 (Duo)?
I don't do pick-up lines. But she's a ninja and he's a guerrilla fighter/terrorist, so maybe they could exchange weapons tips?
When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Sasuke)?
Yesterday.
What is 6's (Tom Riddle's) super-sekrit kink?
I would say bestiality (with Nagini) but that's so obvious... *thinks* I know! He used to get turned on by elegant handwriting, and sometimes stole fellow students' essays to use as fantasy material. Then he'd clean them up and return them, and get a kick out of seeing his professors handling the parchment. *evil grin*
Would 11 (Jareth) shag 9 (Faith)? Drunk or sober?
Yeah, probably; she's hot and he's easy. He'd obsess over her for a month or so, and then go back to pining after Sara. ;-)
If 3 (Harry) and 7 (Wilhelmina) get together, who tops?
Harry's a more forceful and take-charge personality, but he's absolute crap with girls, and Wilhelmina has issues, so I think she might actually end up taking the lead. Harry seems to be okay with girls ordering him around, so I don't think he'd mind much.
"1 (Ginny) and 9 (Faith) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Faith) suddenly runs off with 4 (Naruto). 1 (Ginny), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Jareth) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Mazikeen), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Sasuke) and finds true love with 3 (Harry)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Dude. Faith and Naruto? The mind boggles. Sasuke giving sane advice on emotional matters? The mind explodes from the inherent wrongness. The H/G ending? SO TRITE. (And so weird, after the random crossovers involved in the other relationships.)
It would have to be a crackfic. Actually, I'm almost tempted to write it, just to see if I could pull off something that implausible.
How would you feel if 7/8 (Wilhelmina/Nabiki) was canon?
That'd be pretty hard, since they come from different stories by different people in different media. But I'd like to read it!
askerian:First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Ginny Weasley -- (HP)
2. Haruno Sakura -- (NARUTO)
3. Harry Potter -- (HP)
4. Uzumaki Naruto -- (NARUTO)
5. Uchiha Sasuke -- (NARUTO)
6. Tom Riddle -- (HP)
7. Wilhelmina Benedict -- (BLACK JEWELS)
8. Tendo Nabiki -- (RANMA 1/2)
9. Faith -- (BTVS)
10. Duo Maxwell -- (GUNDAM WING)
11. Jareth -- (LABYRINTH)
12. Mazikeen -- (LUCIFER)
Have you read a 6/11 (Tom Riddle/Jareth) fic? Do you want to?
I've never seen that pairing... though it might be interesting, in a really messed-up way.
Do you think 4 (Naruto) is hot? How hot?
Naruto? *cracks up* Objectively, I suppose he could be, but his personality generally stops me from thinking of him that way. He's cute as all hell, though.
What would happen if 12 (Mazikeen) got 8 (Nabiki) pregnant?
Well, Mazikeen is a demon (one of the Lillim), and she would be a shapeshifter of sorts, if not for what Jill Presto did to her, so I suppose it's not completely out of the realm of possibility for her to get someone pregnant. Nabiki would probably use the situation to finagle her way into a position as one of Lucifer's chief advisors, and then try one move too far and end up in deep shit, alone and with a half-demonic child. Then, of course, Mazikeen would take the kid away from her, and Nabiki would be stranded in Lucifer's cosmos with no way to get home. She'd make her way to civilization and start smuggling immortals back in through the gates, deliberately trying to piss Lucifer off and get Mazikeen to return so she could steal her kid back again...
Um. I am not plotting that story, really I'm not...
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Faith)?
Not offhand.
Would 2 (Sakura) and 6 (Tom Riddle) make a good couple? [This prompt inspired An Ounce of Prevention.]
Bwah! No, no, a thousand times no! Though she'd probably be attracted to him before she caught on to the fact that he's a sociopath. She does go for the darkly handsome type.
5/9 (Sasuke/Faith) or 5/10 (Sasuke/Duo)? Why? [This prompt inspired Lemonade.]
*boggles at both thoughts*
Faith would SO indulge her dominatrix tendencies on Sasuke, and when not having sex, they could compare sharp knives and talk torture techniques. Also, she could explain to him that really, friends are good and you can make up for exceedingly boneheaded and evil actions. On the other hand, Duo seems to like screwed-up loner types, and he's also a big fan of knives and explosions and freaking out your enemies, and he knows what it's like to seek revenge against the person/people who killed your whole (surrogate) family. Then again, Faith knows about that too, kinda-sorta...
*ponders*
They should have a threesome!
What would happen if 7 (Wilhelmina) walked in on 2 (Sakura) and 12 (Mazikeen) having sex?
Oh, poor Wilhelmina. Well, after spending time in her sister's Court, I suspect she'd just stammer an apology and leave the room, quickly. After making sure it was consensual, of course.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Harry/Duo) fic.
Er... Well, if you tweak the HP timeline so it occurs well in the future, I suppose that the wars in GW could coincide with Voldemort's reemergence, and perhaps Harry is investigating a Horcrux near a military base, and runs into Duo as Duo is escaping from OZ pursuers...
Yeah. Okay.
"While searching the abandoned Gaunt family crypt, Harry stumbles across a strange young man with a braid, who claims to be running from a group of men in black. Harry jumps to the logical conclusion, and only later discovers that he's taken an infamous terrorist into the heart of the Order of the Phoenix. HP/Gundam Wing crossover, slash, AU, and Timeline, What Timeline?"
Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Ginny/Nabiki) fluff?
Not that I've ever heard of, though it would certainly be interesting. *shoos away plot mice*
Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Wilhelmina/Mazikeen) hurt/comfort fic.
"Masks." Because I am not very imaginative with titles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Naruto) to deflower 1 (Ginny)? [This wants to become a story, but so far I've resisted its wiles.]
...beats me. It would have to be crackfic, I think, because I cannot see any other way to get those two into the same universe and not have them be hung up on other people. And I'm not going to sit here and try to think of one, either! *shoos away more plot mice*
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Wilhelmina) slash?
Dude, nobody writes Wilhelmina slash. She's such a minor character, and there's nobody unattached to slash her with...
Waitaminute.
*wanders off with sudden impulse to write Karla/Wilhelmina*
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Harry) het?
Um, duh? YES.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Jareth)?
I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke)?
...I swear to god I didn't do this on purpose. Hell yes. Even I've written stuff that leans in that direction.
What might 10 (Duo) scream out at a moment of great passion?
Probably something incoherent, if we're talking sex. If we're talking anger, then "Die!" or "Shinigami lives!" might be likely options.
If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Nabiki), which song would you choose?
Dirty Laundry, by the Eagles. :-) Nobody wants their secrets revealed to eager audiences, but that makes blackmail FUN!
If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Ginny/Tom/Mazikeen) fic, what would the warnings be?
Dark, twisted, demons, blood, angst, supernatural, etc.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 (Sakura) to use on 10 (Duo)?
I don't do pick-up lines. But she's a ninja and he's a guerrilla fighter/terrorist, so maybe they could exchange weapons tips?
When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Sasuke)?
Yesterday.
What is 6's (Tom Riddle's) super-sekrit kink?
I would say bestiality (with Nagini) but that's so obvious... *thinks* I know! He used to get turned on by elegant handwriting, and sometimes stole fellow students' essays to use as fantasy material. Then he'd clean them up and return them, and get a kick out of seeing his professors handling the parchment. *evil grin*
Would 11 (Jareth) shag 9 (Faith)? Drunk or sober?
Yeah, probably; she's hot and he's easy. He'd obsess over her for a month or so, and then go back to pining after Sara. ;-)
If 3 (Harry) and 7 (Wilhelmina) get together, who tops?
Harry's a more forceful and take-charge personality, but he's absolute crap with girls, and Wilhelmina has issues, so I think she might actually end up taking the lead. Harry seems to be okay with girls ordering him around, so I don't think he'd mind much.
"1 (Ginny) and 9 (Faith) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Faith) suddenly runs off with 4 (Naruto). 1 (Ginny), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Jareth) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Mazikeen), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Sasuke) and finds true love with 3 (Harry)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Dude. Faith and Naruto? The mind boggles. Sasuke giving sane advice on emotional matters? The mind explodes from the inherent wrongness. The H/G ending? SO TRITE. (And so weird, after the random crossovers involved in the other relationships.)
It would have to be a crackfic. Actually, I'm almost tempted to write it, just to see if I could pull off something that implausible.
How would you feel if 7/8 (Wilhelmina/Nabiki) was canon?
That'd be pretty hard, since they come from different stories by different people in different media. But I'd like to read it!
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OH GOD YES. You make me want to write it too. XD
heee, good crack to be had in your replies ^^
Damn you, it's turning into a real story!
Had to be a hell dimension. Fuck.
"You look human, lady, but you knew a hell of a lot about killing those things," one of her new allies drawled, raking a blatant stare up and down her body. Then he slung a long metal pole across the back of his neck and draped his forearms across it. "You mind explaining yourself?"
Faith returned his stare. Hot guy, probably about 20, dressed all in black and wearing a cross around his neck. Gun at his side, knives in his boots, down his back, and up his sleeves; he hid them well, but she knew the signs. A strange metal pole that spit a curve of green fire out one end -- magic or sci-fi, she didn't know which. And to top it off, long brown hair pulled into a three-foot braid. How the hell did he keep that out of his way during a fight? (And what conditioner did he use? Too much demon goo and guts, too many washes, and split ends turned into a real nightmare.)
"They're Sargul demons," she said. "They were opening a portal between dimensions and I interrupted them. The portal must've gone wild and grabbed you. Sorry about that." She shrugged. "I know some people who'll pull me back and we can get you two home again from there."
The guy laughed. "I'd call you a liar except this," -- he waved his hands at the alien landscape -- "is not Earth or the colonies, and glowing blue circles don't usually open in front of my targets and grab me. I'm Duo Maxwell -- I run, I hide, but I never tell a lie. You?"
"Faith." She looked at the third person.
He stared blankly back. He was younger than Duo, probably about the age Faith had been when she got Called as a Slayer, and he looked as angry and pighead stubborn as she'd been back then. Deathly pale, black hair chopped off in ragged tufts and held back by a cloth headband with a metal plate in front, black pants, black shirt with a funny red and white symbol pasted on it, and way more knives and throwing stars than any sane person needed strapped to his legs and arms. Faith vaguely remembered seeing fiery explosions from his direction during the fight, but she couldn't see any grenades. Maybe he'd used them all.
She had a sudden thought. "Hey, do you speak English?" No response. "Shit. Parlay voo fransay? Not that that would help..."
The kid bit out a phrase in some weird lilting language, and Faith groaned.
"Hey, no worries," Duo said cheerfully. "That's Japanese. Hang on and I'll explain things."
TBC...
Re: Damn you, it's turning into a real story!
"Okay," she said as they sat in a circle on some handy rocks. "Sasuke's a magical ninja and he got grabbed while he was killing someone. You used to be a terrorist and fight in a giant robot, but now you're a freelance assassin and thief. And I'm a Slayer who got mystically chosen to fight vampires and demons." She drew her knife and studied the edge; there were a few nicks from the Sarguls' iron-hard claws, but it didn't need much sharpening. "I don't like this. If the portal was random, at least one of you should've been deadweight, not a fighter."
Duo translated that for Sasuke, who shrugged and said something short. "He said they might have been summoning," Duo told Faith. "Makes sense to me -- we're both pretty deadly, and we both fight for hire. I wouldn't work for demons or try to destroy somebody else's world, but they had no way to know that without grabbing me and asking."
"Fuck." That made way too much sense, and jibed with the dangerous vibes Faith was getting from these two guys. She was used to being the nastiest, craziest person in the room, unless she was surrounded by baddies and had licence to kill them. She wasn't quite sure how to deal with assassins who weren't actively trying to kill her.
Play it cool, she decided. She held out her left hand and began to trim her nails with her knife. "I guess I'll have to look hard at their friends when I get home."
TBC...
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Eh. I'll keep the idea around for when I finish some of my current WIPs. :-)
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