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Master List of Elizabeth Culmer's Fiction
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FANFICTION:

General Disclaimer: These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by other people and corporations. I make no money from this borrowing of intellectual property, and intend no copyright or trademark infringement.

Organization: This list is organized primarily by fandom; within each fandom, it's arranged first by associated story cycles and then by writing date. Word counts and writing dates are approximations.

Content/Warning Policy: 1) I am not consistent about warnings! I use them when I remember, for a few relatively broad categories of potentially problematic content, but if something is off-page, non-explicit, or generally backgrounded, I probably won't think to note it in the metadata. Read at your own risk! 2) The things I try to warn for are explicit sex, rape, murder, torture, cannibalism, incest, depression/suicide, familial dysfunction, and occasionally also societal dysfunction (aka dystopia). Sometimes I just slap a general content warning on all my fic for a given fandom and don't label each individual fic. I also don't generally warn for violence, unless the violence in a fic is dramatically out-of-step with the violence in its source canon. 3) I don't use any content rating system unless I'm posting to a site or community that requires or encourages ratings, because I find movie-style ratings counter-intuitive when applied to written fiction, and not particularly useful for anything other than denoting the presence of explicit sex, which I already note in the metadata.

Quality Rating System: I've marked my favorite stories with asterisks, on a scale of 1 to 4. The more asterisks, the more I like the story. This doesn't necessarily mean that stories without asterisks are bad, just that I don't like them as much. Also, I am not claiming to be an arbiter of taste; you may love stories I dislike, and vice versa. I am just providing a heads-up about the ones that I think are best written and/or most interesting.

Where To Read: What I post on my journal tends to be the equivalent of a beta draft. If I have cross-posted a story literally anywhere else (except Tumblr; fic content there is just a mirror of fic content here), read the version that isn't on my journal. Versions on AO3 are definitive. If there is no AO3 version, read the ff.net version. If there is no ff.net version, read the FictionAlley version (only applicable for HP fic). Failing that, read the journal version, because that's the only one there is.

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Naruto Fanfiction

Angel Sanctuary Fanfiction

Chronicles of Narnia Fanfiction

Homestuck Fanfiction

MCU fanfic (assorted)

Minor Fandom Fanfiction
(currently includes BtVS/A:tS, The Dark Is Rising, the Darkangel trilogy, Enchanted Forest Chronicles, FF7: Mercverse AU, Inception, and Star Trek: AOS)

Miscellaneous Fanfiction
(Currently includes: American Gods, An Ash-Blonde Witch, Arthurian Mythology, Batman, the Bible, the Black Jewels series, the Bourne trilogy, Charlotte's Web, Code Geass, Death Note, Discworld, Doctor Who, Girl Genius, The Girl with the Silver Eyes, Glee, Gormenghast, Hamilton, Hexwood, The Homeward Bounders, Howl's Moving Castle, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Lucifer (comics), Mad Max: Fury Road, Merlin, the Oz books, Ranma 1/2, Rise of the Guardians, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Seaward, Shakespeare, Star Wars, Tam Lin (Pamela Dean), Vorkosigan Saga, White Collar, Wolf Hall, X-Men, and Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Crossover Fanfiction
(I do not cross-list crossovers and fusions under their component fandoms; this is the only place to find them. Currently includes: the Anita Blake series, ASoIaF, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Black Jewels series, BtVS, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chronicles of Narnia, the Darkangel trilogy, The Dark Is Rising, Discworld, Doctor Who, Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Ender's Game, Gundam Wing, Harry Potter, Hikaru no Go, Homestuck, Inception, the Indiana Jones movies, Leverage, Lucifer (comics), MCU (various), Merlin, Naruto, the Oz books, Sandman, Stargate: SG-1, Star Trek: AOS, Vorkosigan Saga, Welcome to Night Vale, and a couple other things that only appear in memes rather than actual fic.)

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ORIGINAL FICTION:

These stories are all mine! *grin* I use the same warning policy and quality rating system as for my fanfiction.

All Original Fiction

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My various bingo cards: Cotton Candy Bingo, Round One (blackout!); Cotton Candy Bingo, Round Two (blackout!); Genprompt Bingo, Round 12 (blackout!); Genprompt Bingo, Round 15; Ladies Bingo; Daredevil Bingo; Domestic AU Prompt List
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It has been kind of a trip living in a Minneapolis suburb these past few months, but I think on the whole I prefer not to get into any of that here.

In general, life continues. I ruthlessly yanked my little section of payroll (mileage tracking and reimbursements) out of chaos into proper organization, and then a coworker I have never personally interacted with got promoted to assistant manager and assigned all the tasks upper management had been trying to foist onto me. Which, on the one hand, I am glad to be free of a task I didn't want in the first place (to say nothing of the sweet release of not dealing with the executive director), but on the other it's annoying to have somebody else reap the fruit of my labors.

Ah well. One moves on.

I am working pretty minimal hours at Not The IRS this year, which is reasonable since I am new locally and don't have a pre-existing client base. But I have been making a good impression on various walk-ins and drop-offs and people who just scheduled an appointment with whoever's available, so next year I should have some repeat/request clients as well as clients of opportunity. I think I really must buckle down and up my certification level, as well as get our in-house small business certification, because that will make me more likely to show up as "the best match for YOU, dear client!" in our various scheduling programs. I have been lazy about testing up because my old office knew I am actually qualified to be a level 4 (or 4.5ish) tax preparer despite only officially ranking as level 3, but unofficial ranks don't transfer like official ones, alas.

I am slowly getting my new apartment in order. All the basic stuff has been done for ages, but I still have some boxes I should unpack and tidy away, my kitchen needs more organizing, and I have yet to hang a few pieces of art. But I bought a new armchair and some nice throw pillows at Ikea recently, so I am good on the furniture front. I think I keep putting stuff off because I want to kind of spend an entire weekend doing Household Tasks, but obviously I won't HAVE an entire weekend until tax season is over. It's a silly psychological block, but annoyingly persistent.

Hmm. Also I have been reading a lot of heavily trope-laden Harry Potter fic lately, sort of returning to my fandom roots. I feel ambivalent about this because, you know, Rowling and her everything (may she die in a fire), but a lot of people still writing for HP have taken an attitude of "Fuck you, you transphobic neo-Nazi asshole, you don't get to steal and destroy a huge part of my childhood," and putting in all kinds of things specifically because she's expressed disapproval of them. Which is kind of nice.

I have to be wary when looking through people's AO3 bookmarks, because a lot of the tropes I am currently wallowing in tend to come with a side of "let's bash Ron and Hermione in order to set [fill in character(s)] up as better friends for Harry!" and I cannot be having with that. There is also quite a lot of Ginny-bashing (but not Neville or Luna), which irritates me because Ginny's (still) (always) my girl and the particular flavor of that bashing leans HEAVILY misogynistic. :(

Also I am having way too much fun playing Fallen London. I did try to narrow my focus to one plot thread at a time after initially running around and sticking my nose into everything, but the game really encourages sticking one's nose into everything so right now I have about two dozen things going and I focus on whichever one speaks to me on a given day. I remain a Watchful Lady in search of my Nemesis (my brother's murderer), but I have backburnered that plot until I get up to level 7 in all the Name quests and crank all my base stats to at least 100. (Currently my Persuasive is lagging. I keep getting distracted from seducing the Barbed Wit.) Then I think I will let the Ambitious Barrister make me a person of some minor importance (I backburnered that too; she's been sitting in my lodgings for DAYS, whoops!), after which I shall at long last embark on a voyage to Venderbight in search of the brother-killing asshole who I am definitely gonna shank one of these nights. :)

some stuff

Aug. 6th, 2023 09:57 pm
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Also, a belated catch-up life update post:

1. My colonoscopy went pretty smoothly, aside from the part where it took two nurses three tries to insert the IV into my arm, what even. The doctor found only one polyp, but it was pre-cancerous and it was weirdly large for a single polyp in a person of my age, so they want me to get a follow-up in 3 years instead of 5. Which is more or less what I was expecting -- didn't really think I'd have actual cancer, but did expect some pre-cancerous nonsense due to family history, which is why I wanted the colonoscopy in the first place -- so I think that's as good a result as could be expected.

The laxative prep medication, on the other hand, was absolutely godawful. I literally could not drink more than one or two swallows at a time without tripping my gag reflex and needing to wash it down with either juice or chicken broth. UGH.

2. The Cape Cod trip was AMAZING. It was really great to meet a bunch of NFE folks in person, not to mention swimming in the bay and playing Cards Against Narnia and Narniopoly late into the nights. I got diverted en route to pick up [personal profile] be_themoon from Logan airport due to flight delays (there was some kind of travel curse that hit multiple people), but otherwise I personally had a pretty smooth drive both to and from.

3. I have a mammogram scheduled for Wednesday morning, which is cool; I have a dentist appointment scheduled for next week, which is also cool; and yesterday I got an email saying that I have an appointment with my GP on Thursday morning, which was news to me! So I need to call her office and A) figure out WTF that's about, and B) reschedule, because that's a work day.

4. Had a Zoom call with Cat and Susan on Friday evening -- always good to see them and catch up!

5. I splurged and bought season tickets to NYS Baroque, the Finger Lakes Chamber Ensemble, and the Cayuga Chamber Orchestra, because what is even the point of finally having disposable income if I don't spend some of it on nice things? (I mean, I also give a bunch to miscellaneous charities and stuff, but one cannot live on virtue alone.)

I think that's the highlights.
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Three-Sentence Ficathon 2022, courtesy of the amazing [personal profile] rthstewart!

I am at work and trying to actually Do Tasks, so I will not be participating just yet... but the moment I get home, I intend to dive in. :DDDDDDDD
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Fanfiction stories nominally in progress (for some degree of "in progress"):

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Some of these are deliberately not time-sensitive and I keep around to poke at on random occasions. Others are very far on the backburner because of how my life has gone over the past decade or so. And some others I would very much LIKE to be working on regularly, but, you know, *gestures at the general state of the world* Also I am very busy at work and all my efforts to establish a regular writing schedule keep falling apart for various reasons.

*sigh*

Maybe I could ease myself back in gently by editing an older story instead of writing entirely new words? I never did get my Magnus Archives/Doctor Who story edited to the point where I'm willing to post it to AO3, which is a crying shame...

*ponders options*

Ah well. Whatever I end up doing, right now I should go fall into bed. I have a 4-hour drive either tomorrow evening or Saturday morning.
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Commenters with horrible opinions who like my stories are so much more emotionally draining than commenters with horrible opinions who HATE!!! my stories. Ugh.

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Anyway, in other news today was a slow day at work, which was not helped by me buying a BLT for lunch and consequently taking a Benadryl so I could eat it without the tomatoes making my throat swell shut. Normally I only have BLTs for dinner or on my days off, so I can go to bed shortly after the meal and succumb to the Benadryl sleep-hammer, but most restaurants on and around the Commons are currently closed or require one to order ahead, and I was neither organized nor particularly interested in eating pizza, so a BLT it was. And then I spent my afternoon trying not to fall asleep.

But I gave an apartment tour and I think the prospect will apply over the weekend, so that's good. I also did some key return processing, and got back to my old project of creating proper floor plans for various apartments.

Tonight I made steak for dinner, which is always tasty, and I think I will fall into bed soonish so as to hopefully get up at a reasonable hour tomorrow and be moderately productive.
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Apropos of a meme that's going around, I am always surprised by people talking about their WIP folder.

Because that is not how I organize my files. Like, AT ALL.

I organize my writing by fandom, with one folder for each major fandom plus one master-level folder that acts as a catch-all for minor fandoms (some of which have their own sub-folders while others just get naked files within that catch-all folder), and then keep another folder for ficathons, prompt-fests, exchanges, etc. So if you want me to list all the stories I consider WIPs, it would require me to comb through... oh, at least a dozen folders, probably more. Scores if you add in all the unfinished original fiction snippets I have floating around.

I dunno, that's just how my mind works. To me, it's OBVIOUS that you sort stories by "world" and mark "this is unfinished" only in the file name, if at all. I add "(rough)" to a lot of files while they're in the WIP stage and whack that off once I finish -- or I make a separate file and call it "(final)" if it's long enough that I'm doing deep edits and/or have had it beta-read at some point, in which case there will usually be a third version with "(beta)" or "(for beta)" tacked onto the file name.

But apparently a lot of people keep a WIP folder! And I mean, I guess I can see how it would be useful if you're poking around wondering what to work on? But I keep having this knee-jerk reaction of "but why can't you just keep that part in your head?" and also "ew, gross, you're letting all the different worlds touch!" like they're bean casserole and cranberry sauce on a Thanksgiving plate and must be kept separate on pain of extremely unpleasant flavor combinations.

Which is also kind of funny since I have files that are just gigantic smears of blended worlds -- namely, every file that's a running tally of Three Sentence Ficathon fills, or a running tally of mini-ficlet prompt meme fills -- but eh.

Possibly it's related to only discovering fanfiction after years of writing unfinished original fiction? So I was used to organizing by world -- which is, of course, a lot more relevant for original fiction, where I also have lots and lots of background worldbuilding files and suchlike.

Or possibly it's just how my brain works. Brains are idiosyncratic and weird.

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This has been your random thought of the day. :)
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In no particular order:

1. We're changing up the schedule at the rental company a little as of next week, because their current temp is leaving after Friday, Ms. Busywork's medical leave has been extended indefinitely, and having Mr. Geniality back and forth between the main office and the satellite office isn't working well.

So I will still be in Collegetown on Mondays, and will be at the satellite office 10am-6pm on Saturdays, but Wednesday through Friday I will be at the main office from 9am-11am so I can A) coordinate better with Mr. Geniality, Ms. Rise-and-Shine, and Ms. Random Numbers, and B) do some of the scanning and filing. Then I will go to the satellite office until 6pm.

This is going to be a little logistically annoying, but being able to talk to the main office staff face to face should be helpful.

2. My congregation has been having some personnel issues lately (details redacted because privacy and confidentiality are still things), and the Board repurposed tonight's planned balcony meeting to discuss that and some related issues, instead of our planned discussion about our vision of ministry and strategic planning. Sometimes events happen and you have to deal with them, you know? I wrote up some quick and dirty minutes and emailed them to everyone for reference, which is kind of my job now as clerk.

Agreeing to be clerk was probably a bad idea, but somebody had to do it and if I can't write and organize stuff by this point in my life, something has gone Very Wrong with the universe. (I mean, more than 2020 has gone wrong in general. *wry*)

3. I think I may have killed another tiny clementine tree, goddammit. And I've been doing so well with the one I bought in January! (That one is still fine, don't worry.) The difference is that the new one had more root and less soil in its pot, so it dried out faster than I expected and I didn't water it soon enough. *sigh* I mean, it still has... four leaves? It might recover. But I suspect not. :(

4. After several weeks (...or longer...) of letting comments stack up in my inbox, I am finally trying to reply to them. I got through maybe fifteen today, which is not bad at all.

Now I am going to drink some cider and try to clear my mind with creative writing.
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On the one hand, I hate to say that there are comments I don't want to receive on my work. Feedback and appreciation are great, and I don't want to discourage anyone from leaving comments!

On the other hand, there's a particular type of comment that consistently leaves me feeling drained and flat and with a desire to avoid the whole world in general. It's not flames. It's not even "update now!" or "write this random plotbunny to my exact specifications!" (Those are annoying, but tend to either amuse me with their sheer futility, or make me go do something else out of spite.)

The life-sucking problem is the person who thinks of themself as an arbiter of fannish good taste/correct interpretation, and leaves comments that practically bleed the assumption that you agree with them.

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This post brought to you by the fact that I've had two separate people like that leaving comments on a LOT of my work over the past twelve months or so, and I have never been more tempted to abandon my policy of replying to at least the first comment anyone leaves on my work. It is mentally and emotionally exhausting to figure out a way to say something bland and polite without either starting an argument I deeply do not want to have, or making the person in question decide that I wholeheartedly agree with their particular flavor of smug gatekeeping. And the more comments they leave, the harder that gets because a bland template response can start to seem rude very quickly if deployed more than a couple-three times in a row.

*sigh*

Okay, back to crafting noncommittal replies.
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[community profile] snowflake_challenge Day 3: Pimp your favorite communities, fests or challenges!

I feel like everybody knows about Yuletide and the concept of remix challenges, yeah? So I will talk about some smaller ones!

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First, there is the Narnia Fic Exchange, aka [community profile] narniaexchange, run by the inimitable [personal profile] snacky and [personal profile] aurilly. This is a small single-fandom exchange run annually in the late summer/early fall, which does exactly what it says on the tin. The quality of fanworks is quite high and people are generous with feedback. I have been participating since 2011 and it is one of the highlights of my fannish year. :D

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I also enjoy [community profile] wipbigbang, though I don't participate every year. I feel like their profile blurb explains their purpose better than I could, so I will just quote it here:

Got a rough draft of that fanfic you started writing but then real life made you abandon it? Is it just sitting around in a folder, gathering dust and making you feel guilty every time you glance at the file or think about that pairing? Do you want an opportunity to sit down and finish it like your greatest enemy in Mortal Kombat?

You've come to the right place!

Greetings. We are the WIP Big Bang and our goal is to take the stories we've already started and to finish them by [date subject to change]. We are an all-fandoms-welcome exchange and will have artist claims and everything. It's like a real Big Bang, with a twist. You only need at least 500 words of a story you've already written prior to signing up and the goal isn't a word count* but to finish the thing.

So, are you ready to defeat that WIP?

(*to make it worthwhile for our artists, we do request that stories do end up being over 7500 words!)

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And third is the Three Sentence Ficathon! This is a concept more than a fixed challenge; I have participated in iterations hosted by [livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver over on LJ, and by [personal profile] rthstewart here on Dreamwidth, at varying times of the year. The basic idea is like any prompt meme -- people leave prompts (signed or anonymous) and other people fill them -- but the fills can only be three sentences long. It's extremely multi-fandom and open to original fic as well. And if you run over the three-sentence limit? Oh well, stories do that sometimes. ;)

This is a very friendly and low-pressure event. It's also a great way to dabble in fandoms you enjoy but aren't necessarily comfortable enough with to write a full-length story.

I believe [personal profile] rthstewart plans to host another Three Sentence Ficathon iteration starting February 1st, so keep an eye out and come have fun!

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