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Elizabeth Culmer ([personal profile] edenfalling) wrote2013-07-08 11:41 pm

this is why sleep is a good and necessary thing

Apparently sometime last night or very early this morning, I was really, truly, seriously out of it. You know how I know this?

I somehow forgot to remove a tampon before inserting another one. Then the next time I changed tampons, I only pulled out one -- noticed that it was oddly deformed and kind of hurt to remove -- and didn't notice the second one still in there before I inserted another new tampon. So I had two tampons up there again. Which I only noticed at about 2:30pm, while at work, shortly before my lunch break.

Whoops.

I suppose I can chalk this up as practical evidence that vaginas are stretchier than one might think, and therefore penetrative sex is not as logistically improbable as it often sounds. *headdesk*

So yeah, that's my embarrassing TMI moment of the month. Hopefully it will remain the high point on that scale for the rest of the year as well.

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