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As the end of tax season draws near (REMINDER TO US CITIZENS & RESIDENTS: file your taxes) I start to feel like cloth worn a bit thin. It's not that I am failing to get enough sleep, or to carve out some time for activities I enjoy, but I basically spend three months working 7 days a week, and even if some of those work days are pretty short (4 or 5 hours), that is still a long time with no true break.

Ah well. Two more weeks and I'll be down to just the normal 40-hour 5-day business week grind.

Then I can swing back into planning and preparing for my move to Minnesota. *sigh*

I have decided to take the entire month of July as a vacation, during which I will road trip to Canada to meet some Narnia friends, possibly also road trip around the Pacific Northwest, and spend a week or so loafing at the family cabin. Absolutely NO work thoughts or housing search thoughts until August.

...I do want to do a bit of preemptive job hunting during April and May, though. If I can get something lined up in advance, that would relieve my mother's anxiety in a BIG way -- and the less stressed she is, the less she will inadvertently stress me. (That is particularly important since I plan to crash in my parents' basement (yes, ha ha, I know) until I have a job and an apartment lined up, and I know from long experience that I react badly when Mom frets in my direction for too long. I prefer to avoid snapping at her, so anything that reduces her reasons to worry is a plus.)
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I went to a chamber music concert this afternoon and remembered to bring my cross-stitch. I adore chamber music, but it is often difficult for me to focus through a concert without drifting. It occurred to me last year that concerts would probably be similar to podcasts and audiobooks, in that having some kind of physical task (fiber craft, cooking, household chores, driving, etcetera) might eat my distraction and let me pay attention to the music.

This is indeed the case! But it requires me to A) have a project that I don't need to be paying VERY close attention to (that is, not a lot of counting stitches) and B) remember to bring the project to the concert.

Anyway the concert was lovely and I made some good progress on my current cross-stitch project. :)

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In unrelated news, I have notified Landlord Dude that I am moving out in mid to late June. The next step is to work out how to hire a storage pod and where to put it. It is not entirely clear if my driveway would work (unpaved, narrow), and if not, whether I could get permission to either drop a pod in the street for a few days or use a couple spaces in the parking lot kitty-corner of my house. So that's a bunch of research and also a small adventure with a measuring tape waiting for me.

I will also continue sorting and discarding 15 years of accumulated stuff, as one does.

And then I think I will notify the rental company of my plans around March 28, which will leave them two full months (plus some fraction of June) to hire and start training a replacement.
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Got my last tax document yesterday so today I filed my taxes. \o/

I also had an actual client despite the vicious snow squall that blew through the area from 5 to 6pm, so that was nice.

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And now for something completely unrelated to work!

I spent pretty much the entirety of last night sweaty and overheated, to the point where I took off my pajama pants and kept shoving my comforter half off my body. No idea what was going on there, but I suspect it was the cause of the deeply unpleasant nightmare I had.

The dream was loosely based on Stephen King's Pet Sematary and ~helpfully~ featured my own nuclear family in the starring roles. (Context: Pet Sematary is one of the few books that I deliberately set aside rather than finish, not because it was in any way bad -- it's very well written -- but because I could tell EXACTLY where the foreshadowing was leading and I decided I did not want to go there. I stand by this choice.)

I am a semi-lucid dreamer, which meant I was aware that I was dreaming, but I am not a fully lucid dreamer and was therefore unable to successfully derail the dream or force myself awake. Any minor alterations I managed just fed back into the narrative, which of course made the whole thing worse.

When I did finally wake up, I experienced what I am pretty sure was a type of night terror/sleep paralysis. I will swear to any god you like that I saw the translucent, ghostly form of Catherine Tate (yes really. no, I have no idea why) hovering over me and rippling like smoke in the air, and I knew that she had caused the dream, and if she touched me I would get sucked right back into it. And I couldn't move. Couldn't even blink.

In the back of my head part of me was calmly cataloging this, all "This is a night terror, you are hallucinating, ghosts aren't real, there is a perfectly rational scientific explanation for this experience," but that did sweet fuck-all to convince the irrational gibbering occupying the majority of my brain for that handful of seconds.

Anyway I did eventually manage to blink, and then blink again and sit up and wake my phone to create a bit of light. And then I spent about 45 minutes reading about ancient Mesopotamia in hopes that I could create enough of a mental/emotional gap that my brain wouldn't attempt to recreate the same dream when I went back to sleep.

This mostly worked -- a bloodthirsty reanimated cat did appear in my next round of dreams, but my family was not involved and the emotional weight was gone.

I devoutly hope the experience will not repeat itself tonight.
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7. ) For anonymous, in response to the prompt: Any, any, dysfunctional found family, written 1/14/25

But Not (Quite) Broken (215 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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"Does it make me a terrible person that I occasionally feel it might have been for the best that the Silver Forest scattered us across the nine worlds?" Jullanar asked Sardeet over the table, heavily laden with tea and cakes and dishes of glazed fruit and bowls of sugared ice; "By that point, I'm not sure most of us much liked each other anymore, but Fitzroy would have reacted... ah... badly, shall we say, to any suggestion that we part ways in a less dramatic fashion, and the consequences of any wild magic he might have flung around in response don't bear thinking of, neither for what he might have done to us in a panic, nor for the sort of person (to say nothing of the sort of Emperor!) he might have become with that in his past. What did happen was horrific, of course, but at least it left us with a memory of friendship strained rather than utterly shattered."

Sardeet popped a slice of peach into her mouth and chewed thoughtfully before saying, "I think those are entirely understandable feelings, and in any case actions are what truly matter when weighing a person's virtue -- that said, I wouldn't mention those thoughts around Fitzroy unless he or his Kip raise the possibility first."

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8. ) For [personal profile] lumiosecity, in response to the prompt: Any two fandoms, any crossover ship, second date, written 1/15/25

Warning Signs (195 words)

Fandoms = Chronicles of Narnia/The Dark Is Rising

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"This has been a thoroughly enjoyable evening, Merriman," Professor Pevensie said as she folded and set aside her napkin and reached for the glass of eiswein she had ordered to accompany her dessert, "but if you would like me to agree to a third such outing, to say nothing of anything beyond, I think we had best lay our cards on the table: I know that you're much older than you look, that you have some magical responsibility you consider dreadfully important, and that you have been subtly angling since we first met to discover if I have traveled through time. I propose to answer any questions you have if -- and only if! -- you can reassure me that you have no intention of ever using children as pawns in your great game, however necessary that may seem."

As Merriman drank a measured sip of his own whiskey, buying time to order his thoughts, Professor Pevensie added, "Ends may seem as though they justify means, my dear, but I assure you that means have a way of shaping ends in their own likeness, and I should hate to think badly of a man I otherwise respect."

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9. ) For [personal profile] wingedflight, in response to the prompt: any, any, lyrics do not work on me, written 1/16/25

Points for Effort (140 words)

Fandom = The Magnus Archives

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"Roses come in many colors/ violets are purple or white/ this poem is just to ask/ you to cook golabki tonight?" Martin read in a voice that, while it didn't quiver or break into laughter, was nonetheless tinged with an unmistakable air of incredulity.

"I know I'm somehow worse at writing poetry than I am at understanding or savoring it," Jon said, apparently unembarrassed at Martin's (shamefully) obvious judgment of his wordsmithing, "but I thought that if I enjoy your work because it's yours, you might appreciate if I made an effort, and the base format I started from is considered traditionally romantic -- I'm also open to tutoring if you think that might help."

Martin pulled him into a hug, the scrap of doggerel still clutched tightly in one hand; "You're ridiculous and I can't believe that worked on me."

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10. ) For [personal profile] topaz_eyes, in response to the prompt: Any, any, I’m counting the steps to the door of your heart, written 1/21/25

The Ones That Got Away (150 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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Before her theft of the Lady's son, Violet mattered in the way of any valuable possession; after, Lark found her thoughts turning increasingly to ways to win her back, the same way Jemis had only truly begun to preoccupy her after he tore free, impossibly, from her snares at Morrowlea: Violet had declared herself an opponent rather than an obstacle or a tool, finally worthy of attention. Someone worth the effort to keep.

That both of Lark's erstwhile lovers feared and hated her was beside the point; obedience could be compelled (now that she knew compulsion was needed) and love was perfectly compatible with nearly any emotion aside from apathy; once she had them in her hands, she merely needed time to find and unlock the doors into their hearts, patience to thread the labyrinth of their limits and desires, until those brilliant, reckless souls hunted willingly at her command.

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11. ) For [personal profile] rionaleonhart, in response to the prompt: Any fandom, the first two characters to come to mind when you see this prompt, only one bed, written 1/21/25

An Attempt Was Made (150 words)

Fandom = Chronicles of Narnia

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"Um," Lucy said as she pushed aside the flap of the tent the Narnians had directed them toward, and which a Leopard and a Hare had boasted, quite excitedly, was equipped with everything appropriate to Humans; Susan shot a concerned look toward Peter at the slightly strangled note in their sister's voice, lifted the fabric a bit higher so she could peer over Lucy's shoulder, and then said in a similarly awkward tone, "Ah."

"Do I want to know what Narnians think 'appropriate to Humans' means?" Peter asked; "Please tell me they at least managed blankets -- I can do without a bed, but I expect tonight will be cold even with the magical thaw."

"They not only managed blankets, they managed a bed: frame, pillow, and all," Susan said; "Unfortunately, there's only one, I think it must be sized for Dwarfs, and there's no way all of us will fit."

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12. ) For [personal profile] syrena_of_the_lake, in response to the prompt: Any fandom, any character, as sharp as a sack of wet mice, written 1/21/25

Mean What You Say (110 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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"Point of clarification," Cliopher said, and then repeated himself at greater volume until he broke through the flow of Prince Rufus's peroration. "Apologies for the interruption, but I'm unfamiliar with the phrase 'as sharp as a sack of wet mice,' which I presume is an Amboloyan idiom, and unfortunately cannot parse the intended meaning; obviously a sack of mice would be an inadequate substitute for a knife, but mouse teeth are surprisingly pointed and a sack of wet mice would be strongly motivated to bite anything in range. I'm concerned that the minutes won't clearly convey your intent, and I therefore request a paraphrase -- for the historical record, you understand."

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1. ) For [personal profile] araknifae, in response to the prompt: Any, Any, catching an inconvenient cold, written 1/10/25

Common and Ordinary Woes (185 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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The first sneeze caught me by surprise -- wetter and somehow drawn from deeper in my airway than usual -- and I frowned as I pulled a handkerchief from my coat pocket, for there was no pollen or dust here in Elderflower Books, nor had Mr. Dart given me any warning of strange magic afoot when I passed by Dartington on my morning run.

"Did I hear-- ah, so I did," said Mrs. Etaris as she emerged from the back room with a handful of recently purchased books she had been skimming through to decide on their pricing and shelving; "Jemis, go upstairs, make yourself a pot of tea, and take the rest of the day off to rest -- hopefully that will cut this off at the pass and you'll feel recovered enough to host the knitting circle tomorrow night as planned."

She seemed to catch my confusion for she smiled somewhat wryly and added, "You've caught a cold -- best prepare yourself to listen to at least a dozen well-meant lectures about this being only the natural consequence of running in the snow without a proper coat."

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2. ) For [personal profile] templefugate, in response to the prompt: DC, Barbara Gordon/Dinah Lance, sexting, written 1/12/25.

The Direct Approach (95 words)

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O: I'm quite certain that sending me videos of yourself masturbating is well beyond the boundaries of a professional relationship, even if you did include several pieces of actionable intelligence in your "incoherent" babbling

BC: listen a girls gotta make do when her usual lines of communication arent working -- no shade to your gadgets or hacking, but we both know sometimes theres no substitute for a personal touch 😘

O: ...Fair play. I'll expect you in the Clocktower in ten

BC: babe im already at your window. kill the lasers and let me in

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3. ) For [personal profile] scytale, in response to the prompt: Any, any, fox (metaphorical or demonic or ordinary), written 1/12/25.

Mushrooms and Mischief (330 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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"Jemis, have you heard that your twa-tailed vixen has begun answering questions from children?" Mrs. Henny the Post asked from behind her desk as I scraped snow off my boots in the doorway and fished out the letters I had come to mail. "What times we live in!"

"That sounds somewhat, ah, concerning," I said, trying to convey my confusion and worry without seeming too alarmed, since I assumed Mrs. Henny would have opened more directly if anything truly dire had occurred. "Dare I ask for details?"

Mrs. Henny beamed at me. "Oh, it was grand ridiculous nonsense, from what I've been told. Young Daphne Overmorrow found the fox sitting on her doorstep when she stepped out to fetch in the day's milk delivery, and promptly asked the fox where she could find mushrooms to add to an omelet. To which the fox replied, 'Where have you found mushrooms before?' Whereupon Daphne said, 'But mushrooms don't grow in the winter,' which is not properly a question, but nonetheless the fox replied, 'When do mushrooms sprout?'"

I began to develop an idea of where this tale was leading, and gestured (with the hand not clutching my letters) for Mrs. Henny to continue.

Delighted, she did so: "For her third question, or perhaps statement, young Miss Overmorrow said, 'They sprout when it's warm and everything is muddy and rotting,' and the fox winked and asked, 'Where can you bring earth and wood to stay warm?'"

"And now the Overmorrow house is full of muck from the forest floor?" I asked.

"Indeed it is, and both Mr. and Mrs. Overmorrow are in a right state but don't feel quite safe telling their daughter to ignore answers from a fairy fox," Mrs. Henny concluded. "Naturally they consider it your fault, so I expect one or the other will stop by the bookstore to complain. I suggest you have a book or two on mushroom farming on hand to help them sort out the mess."

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4. ) For [personal profile] be_themoon, in response to the prompt: The Nine Worlds, any, we'll set something ablaze / a trail for the devil to erase, written 1/12/25.

Illumination (100 words)

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"When all of Alinor rests in my hands, I think I shall set Morrowlea alight," Lark said in the cold, thoughtful voice Violet had learned to both love and dread; "Or perhaps only the staff -- the structures could easily be repurposed into a stronghold from which to govern the surrounding country, and I do dislike waste."

"The flames would surely prove most instructive," Violet agreed, "especially if paired with your generous sponsorship of other, less impractical, universities."

She left unspoken that the lessons one might draw from such a conflagration might not be solely the ones Lark meant to teach.

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5. ) For anonymous, in response to the prompt: any, any f/f pairing, that thing you did with your tongue, written 1/12/25.

Absence Makes (160 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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My dearest Violet (and I do hold you dear, though I know you will either dismiss the sentiment or think to yourself that any possession may be dear to its owner), do not burn this letter until you have read its entirety; you may hand it to Jemis to search for codes if you like, but I think neither of you would take pleasure in the resulting conversation, and in any case I have no need to bother with subterfuge.

Instead I am writing to say that I have yet to find anyone else who can properly manage that trick you did with your tongue: neither the one where you pressed the tip up into my heat like a spear and drank me as though I were water to a woman dying of thirst, nor the one where you spoke two truths but only allowed me to hear the one I expected.

Have you yet found anyone to equal me?

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6. ) For [personal profile] topaz_eyes, in response to the prompt: Any, any, My pirate days are over, written 1/13/25

What Marian's Bound To Do (220 words)

Fandom = Nine Worlds

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Jullanar wonders, now and then during slow days in her bookshop, or when forced to smile and play happy families with her blackmailing mother-in-law, what it might have been like to raise children in the midst of the Red Company rather than Ragnor Bella -- would her friends have reached out to lift the babies from her hands so she could fight or argue or cause a distraction, or would she have found herself relegated once more to the background she had struggled so long and hard to leave behind? What would those hypothetical children have learned on those hypothetical journeys? Would the forces of Astandalas have caught them in the end? Would they have survived the Fall?

But might-have-beens are no place to dwell for long, so she folds those half-spun dreams and lays them aside for the next day when the thought of spending the rest of her life tied to Benneret Etaris and a twenty-mile slice of South Fiellan makes her teeth itch and her skin feel too tight for her soul.

Her outlaw days are done for now, though she hopes she's raised her children to face adventures with more composure than she mustered in her own youth, should some strange fate befall them.

And as for her own future -- well, might-yet-bes are a different beast altogether.

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I had a dentist appointment this morning to fix an old filling that had gone bad. We were also initially scheduled to do a second filling at the same time, but the dentist decided that since one of the affected teeth was in the upper right quadrant and the other was in the lower left quadrant, doing both fillings would potentially leave me with no good chewing surfaces if either tooth was sensitive after the Novocain wore off.

So now I have a THIRD appointment scheduled for January 28. *sigh*

On the bright side, the filling replacement seems to have gone well and I am not, in fact, having any pain. I also got the dentist to shave down the little scraggly bit on the filling she replaced a couple weeks ago, so it is no longer snagging food, my floss, or my tongue. \o/

Other things done today:

1. Completed a renewal lease and made good progress on creating a key plan for the 1st floor of one of our largest buildings.

2. Uploaded a batch of my 2023 Three Sentence Ficathon fills to AO3.

3. Refilled my blood pressure meds.

4. Bought groceries (and upon getting home immediately realized several items I forgot, so I made a new list)

5. Prepped for laundry tomorrow.

6. Wrote one (1) Three Sentence Ficathon fill.

And now I shall go to bed. :)
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This should be the last of tonight's internet housekeeping: my 2024 Narnia Fic Exchange story, written (again) for [archiveofourown.org profile] Lizzen.

Two Through the Door (1480 words) by Elizabeth Culmer
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Edmund Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie
Characters: Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Jadis | The White Witch
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

Summary: Edmund is a little faster through the wardrobe and finds Lucy before the Witch.

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Another fairly self-explanatory summary, I feel? Anyway canon divergence -- or as I like to call it, kicking canon in the knees at a judiciously chosen point -- is my favorite type of AU and I am always pleased at the chance to indulge in it. :) This fic also doubles a little bit as an Edmund character study.
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And yet more internet housekeeping. This was my 2023 Yuletide fic, written for [archiveofourown.org profile] Orichalcum.

A Proposed Exploration of the Karst Topography of the Magarran River Gorge (2778 words) by Elizabeth Culmer
Fandom: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hope Stornaway, Jemis Greenwing, Red Myrta (Nine Worlds Series)
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Geology, Worldbuilding<

Summary: Wherein Hope Stornaway secures Red Myrta's aid in exploring a peculiarity of the limestone around the Magarran Strid, by the judicious use of pastries and an appeal to their mutual curiosity.

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The title and the summary are pretty self-explanatory, you know? But anyway, this is set shortly after the events in The Return of Fitzroy Angursell, The Redoubtable Pali Avramapul, and At the Feet of the Sun, which are all about six months later in the timeline than Plum Duff (the most recent Greenwing & Dart novel) -- in other words, it's late summer and I have made some vague assumptions about how things in Alinor might have been progressing.

Also I would like to say in light of the recently published Balancing Stone, I was 100% RIGHT about Hope wanting to do geological studies of south Fiellan, ha! :D
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Internet housekeeping continues! This was my 2023 Narnia Fic Exchange entry, written for [archiveofourown.org profile] Lizzen.

Ashes (3748 words) by Elizabeth Culmer
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jadis | The White Witch & Jadis' Sister
Characters: Jadis | The White Witch, Jadis' Sister (Narnia)
Additional Tags: Charn, Worldbuilding, Backstory, Slavery, Murder, Psychopathology & Sociopathy, War, Fictional Religion & Theology

Summary: Cynara's army breached the city walls of Charn at dawn on the Day of Ashes.

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Someday I do still intend to write the full story of Jadis and Cynara's final conflict, but I got tangled up in battle tactics and also realized I would need to create so much court politics, so I hit a decent stopping point and quit while I was temporarily ahead. *wry*

Anyway, it is my firm belief that while Jadis's sister would have been less disastrous for both the universe in general and Charn in specific, she still wasn't remotely a good person -- just better at realizing that the world is where she keeps all her stuff, and that it's easier to rule if your subjects feel like you see them as people, not toys.
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More belated internet housekeeping! This is a story I wrote for [personal profile] elementalraven as part of a 2023 Discord winter holiday gift swap. It is extremely self-indulgent worldbuilding and also contains a tiny illustration done in fine-point Sharpie marker.

The Raven, the Garden, and the Western Wild (1170 words) by Elizabeth Culmer
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Worldbuilding, The Western Wild (Narnia), Ethics, Book: The Magician's Nephew, Storytelling, Oral History

Summary: When the world was young and its many peoples still learning the patterns of life, the story goes, a Raven flew west from Narnia all the way to the Garden On The Hill that stands at the edge of the world.

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