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I have been on a minor Andre Norton kick these past few months -- I have read some books that are new to me, and some that were childhood favorites I haven't read in about 30 years.

I think I mentioned at some point that my childhood hometown library had a surprisingly large selection of Andre Norton's books, most of which they kept in the children's section of the library whether that made much sense or not -- probably because they have no sex and are not overtly gory. So I read an, in retrospect, frankly bizarre combination of fantasy, science fiction, and Norton's own peculiar blend between the two (neither blue nor red but distinctly purple, to misquote Ursula Le Guin).

A year or two back I dug up a copy of Knave of Dreams, which is a "modern American is transported to a fantasy/sci-fi alternate world and must impersonate their dead double" story. Last year I bought a Kindle copy of Wraiths of Time, which is another iteration of that exact same plot. (I am apparently kind of a sucker for that plot, which I blame entirely on Norton.)

This fall I read Operation Time Search, which has a modern American dumped into... it's unclear, but I think, based on the ending, the distant past of our own world? Where Atlantis and Mu and such are real places, and then also randomly there's a place in Brazil-ish called Mayax and a place in Central Asia-ish called Uighur, which is just downright weird set against basically cavemen in Ohio and an apparently Northwest European population in Mu which is located a bit east of Japan. Also I think it may have been written before the widespread knowledge of plate tectonics, because WOW that is not how geology works.

In December I found an anthology version of two books called Flight in Yiktor and Dare To Go A-Hunting, which I remember seeing noted as "other things Andre Norton has written" but had never realized were sequels to Moon of Three Rings and Exiles of the Stars, two books I enjoyed a lot as a child and teenager. Flight in Yiktor resolves some loose plot threads from the first two books, as well as introduces a new POV character who is a Norton stock type -- the boy with a physical difference raised in a spaceport slum who stumbles into adventure in space/on a new planet -- but Dare To Go A-Hunting is kind of shapeless and would have been much better if Norton hadn't tried to shoehorn in all the Celtic mythology and demonology at once. Also there are some awful typos in the Kindle edition. Someone clearly did a global search-and-replace on the "tle" combo for some reason and didn't catch all the resulting glitches, which mainly creates confusion over the name of a particular animal species ("bartle," ends up written as "barde" half the time, which became obvious to me when "castle" suddenly turned into "casde"), and there's also a horrible spellcheck-gone-wrong error in the name of Maelen's god: Molaster, which is a perfectly reasonable alien deity name, spent the entire two volumes misspelled as Molester. *headdesk*

Now I am rereading the Zero Stone duology -- The Zero Stone and Uncharted Stars -- in which Murdoc Jern, an apprentice gemologist, winds up in a lot of trouble due to a mysterious ring his father was investigating, and is also partners with a telepathic mutant alien cat named Eet. I had forgotten just how episodic the first volume was, and also how there are literally no female characters except for brief cameos from Murdoc's mother and sister, and the resident cat on one of the spaceships.

Norton is, in general, kind of weird about female characters. On the one hand, she can write female characters with both great power and unquestioned agency. I don't recall her ever writing a female character who exists solely to be a love interest -- they tend always to be figures of political importance who are actively doing things and have goals of their own. On the other hand, there are almost never female characters just around in the background. All the background characters -- the random traders, the random people in spaceports, the random people in taverns, the random ship crews, the random scientists -- are invariably male unless they're ladies maids and have to be female for gender propriety reasons. That lack of women in the background gets to me after a while, and no number of main or secondary female characters with agency can really make up for that lack.

It's also fascinating reading stock science fiction tropes from the 50s, 60s, and 70s -- the technology Norton assumes is obviously still beyond us in some ways (spaceships, interstellar empires, etc) and astonishingly dated in others (everything is on tapes -- presumably magnetic data storage tapes -- and there are hardly any non-psychic portable communication devices to be found, not even radio). Norton also has a characteristic tendency to blend all kinds of pseudo-science (telepathy, clairvoyance, prophecy, unknown energies, Lovecraftian monsters, fairies, mythical continents, past-life regression, dream communication, lost empires with ultra-high tech that might as well be magic, etc.) in with more properly sciencey science as if they're all the same thing, which I think is somewhat related to various ESP experiments going on in the 1960s when people still thought there might be something there.

I think I may either reread some Witch World or Time Traders novels next... or possibly explore some of the Forerunner books or the Warlock books, neither of which my childhood library had so they will be new to me.
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Events of the day:

1. We had a brief, intense storm last night, which dropped up to two inches of snow. About half of that had melted by the time I left for work this morning, and the rest was gone by evening down in the lake valley, though I suspect some lingered up in the hills.

2. Rental company office 9am-5pm. No data entry today -- that got superseded by the more urgent project of sending lease guarantee reminder emails to all incoming tenants whose families hadn't yet returned a signed copy of that form. (This is what we do in lieu of a credit check, since credit-checking college students is not going to get you much useful information.) And then I processed the forms that a whole bunch of families sent in, and sent out "yo, the email you gave us for your parents is no good; please provide a functional email address" emails, and did some other stuff associated with that general project. Also some package stuff, because there's always package stuff. *sigh*

3. My bridesmaid dress for Susan's wedding arrived today! I have tried it on and it fits pretty well. I mean, I have to sort of squish my boobs flat to get the waistline down over my chest, but whatever. Boobs are extremely squishable. We aren't sure if the wedding is still on, given the state of the world, but so far as I know it's still scheduled for this August.

4. Boiled eight eggs for future breakfasts.

5. Steamed broccoli for tonight's dinner and the next couple days.

6. Put away the shirts that air-dried overnight. The rest of the laundry can wait for Friday and Saturday, because ugh.

7. Listened to episode 163 of The Magnus Archives ("In the Trenches"), which... I found it more grotesque than scary, honestly. I am sure the experiences described would be terrifying if they were happening to me, but as a secondhand report, my reaction is mostly just a visceral sort of "ICK GROSS NO." It's just... aha! I have found the correct analogy. The volume knob is broken; everything is at fortissimo and top speed all the time with no contrast, and spoilers start here )

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I'm going to go write more of Jon Sims and Rose Tyler getting chased by killer mannequins now. :)
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The following is a list of the 4 audiobooks (for varying definitions of "book") that I have listened to in November and December, 2019. They are in chronological order by initial listening date.

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35. War and World History, by Jonathan P. Roth (Great Courses, 25 hours 1 minutes)
-----Basically a history of war and related issues (politics, culture, economics, religion, technology, etc.) from a global perspective, focusing mostly on the "core" (western/southern Europe and western/northern Africa east through China and Japan) as a unified area where military technology and ideas traveled easily from culture to culture, and glancing less frequently at the "marginal" areas outside that unified geographic region (which then obviously shifts after Columbus et al). I think this course works best if you have a decent grounding in general world history to start with, so you have a solid foundation to stick any new information on top of, but it's fascinating and I really like Prof. Roth's unifying approach and refusal to treat Europe, India, China, the Middle East, and so on as walled-off areas, and instead his interest in tracing the back-and-forth flow of influences from one region to another and the reasons why various regions adopted or failed to adopt various innovations over the millennia. I would also be really interested in a few supplemental lectures to get his perspective on military history developments since 2008, which is the stop date/publication date for this course.

36. The Early Middle Ages, by Philip Daileader (Great Courses, 12 hours 32 minutes)
-----I actually listened to this series on CD about... two years ago now? That sounds about right. Anyway, Prof. Daileader did a trilogy of courses about the Middle Ages, but he started with the High Middle Ages because that seemed most likely to be of general interest. I believe this was the second series he recorded. The first part is about Late Antiquity, i.e., the slow alteration of the western Roman Empire into a very different form of society, with some attention paid to the related changes going on in the eastern half of the Empire, and then moves into developments in the new "barbarian" kingdoms of western Europe and the growth of the Carolingian Empire, with tangents on the growth of the Islamic world, the British Isles, and the Balkans and other Slavic lands. (The Vikings get salted in to a handful of lectures.) Very interesting, engaging, and informative.

37. Sleep Better, by Jade Alexis (Aaptiv free Audible member offer, 1 hour 58 minutes)
-----This is a series of seven guided meditations to aid in falling asleep. They start about 10 minutes long, and gradually lengthen until the seventh is about 30 minutes long. I play them at 75% speed because that's more restful for me. I found the third meditation less than useless for idiosyncratic visualization reasons, but the others are very relaxing. In fact, I have not yet managed to hear the end of the sixth and seventh meditations, because I fall asleep before then... which I guess is a pretty good anecdotal recommendation. *wry*

38. The High Middle Ages, by Philip Daileader (Great Courses, 12 hours 25 minutes)
-----Again, I previously listened to this series on CD a year or two ago. This course takes a more thematic approach than Prof. Daileader's lectures on the Early Middle Ages, with the first third being social history, the next third being mostly religious and intellectual history, and the final third being events and politics.

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In non-audiobook but still audio media news, I have picked up another podcast and am working my way through its... um... back catalog? *wry* Namely, The Magnus Archives, which is sort of a supernatural horror anthology with a unifying plot that starts sneaking in around the edges after a few episodes, and which apparently comes more and more to the fore over the seasons. I'm still in season one, but it's quite enjoyable despite my usual issues with listening to people read written fiction. I think that's partly because these episodes were written specifically to be heard rather than to be read visually, but partly also because the conceit of a lot of the initial episodes is a person reading other people's personal statements of paranormal/horror encounters aloud so the Magnus Archives will have an audio record as well as a written record, for accessibility reasons. And then there are some episodes that are actually structured as in-person recorded interviews, so overall the whole effect is more like a radio play than an audiobook.

Anyway, I like this series very much so far. (The fandom is also pretty cool, fyi.)
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Today is Yuletide reveal day! Here is the story I wrote this year:

and wish her joy in the knowledge that her child will live (1745 words) by Elizabeth Culmer
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Children of the Star - Sylvia Louise Engdahl
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Noren/Talyra
Characters: Noren (Children of the Star), Beris (Children of the Star), Brek (Children of the Star)
Additional Tags: Childbirth, Medical Trauma, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fictional Religion & Theology, Physical Disability (discussed)

Summary: Talyra and the baby live. This changes nothing and everything.

(Written for [archiveofourown.org profile] primeideal)

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So, first of all this story will make approximately -5% sense if you don't know the canon, since it's a canon-divergence AU of the opening scene of book 3 in a trilogy. And the canon is pretty obscure, so, you know, not a big audience here. *wry* But that is what Yuletide is about!

I am a little annoyed at myself for not being able to run the AU further forward to show how the changes snowball, and also to get Talyra interacting with Lianne -- both because that would have let me hit more of [archiveofourown.org profile] primeideal's prompt seeds and because it would have been more accessible to the general fannish public -- but that would have required a minimum of 15,000 more words once I got the plot rolling so I left off at the proof-of-concept stage.

cut for length )

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Someday I want to come back and write the novella I couldn't get to this year. It will have an audience of about three people on the planet, but I don't care. I think it's something that needs saying, and I want to say it.

We'll see if I can make good on that. :)
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Apropos of nothing in particular:

So I was reading a fic yesterday (which I will not be naming or linking to, because it's relevant only as the spark of this ramble) in which (as a minor backstory point) two skilled hackers essentially steal an apartment by making it vanish off all electronic records so they won't have to pay rent.

Something struck me a little weird about that, but the sense of wrongness didn't crystallize until later on, when the hackers get into more serious crimes and one tells the other to stop bringing one-night stands back to where they have evidence lying around. Because they don't want to get found out.

The thing is, they would have been found out LONG before that. You flat out CANNOT make an apartment vanish that way. Not if the rental company/property management company is remotely on top of things.

Like, okay, you disappear an apartment off electronic records. You steal electricity and whatever other utilities you require. There are still people who know the unit is physically there. If the rental company keeps paper records, they REALLY know it's there. There are going to be paper floor plans and architectural diagrams floating around. And sooner or later somebody is going to notice that they don't have a lease or a tenant listed for Unit X, and also that Unit X has vanished from their electronic records, which is a big red flag that something fishy is going on. This will likely take one year maximum, given that apartments tend to rent on one-year leases (which then have to be manually extended/renewed each year).

Some buildings have regular preventative extermination treatments, and in those cases the exterminator will go to every unit; that doesn't rely on electronic records. The exterminator will have a master key and will see all your criminal paraphernalia, and if they're remotely competent will report that to the rental company or property management company. And if you change your lock so the master key won't work? That gets reported even faster.

You're also going to have trouble if there are general maintenance projects, like a burst water pipe or a problem with the heating pipes/vents. It doesn't matter how well you maintain your own apartment -- you can't control what other tenants do in their spaces, and believe me, somebody will break something major sooner or later. Then maintenance will have to notify the tenants that they're coming in to do Project Y, and if nobody has a record of the tenants in Unit X? That's a problem. If maintenance can't work the lock? That's a problem. And so on.

If you want to disappear a property, you're much better off with something you own in full rather than something you rent. And not a condo, either -- then you'd be stuck with the condo association, which is just as nosy as a rental company or property management company. You want a freestanding house. This of course means you'll have to fuck around with tax rolls, and probably intercept tax assessments now and then, but that's much less of an ongoing problem than trying to Jedi mind trick a whole rental company.

But really, you don't want to make the apartment vanish. If you're going to steal an apartment, what you want to do is lease it as a perfectly normal tenant (possibly under a fake ID) and then pay your rent promptly and in full with money you've stolen from somewhere else. Much simpler and less stressful! And if you want to be all "yay computers!" about the thing, you can do leases entirely by email these days, and pay electronically; most rental companies are quite happy to facilitate that sort of thing.

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I think too much about logistics sometimes.

Also, it's a lot easier to suspend disbelief over things I am unfamiliar with, as you can tell by the fact that I'm writing this post now instead of several years ago, when I first read the fic in question, but had not yet started working for a rental company. *wry*
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Authors have been revealed for the main Remix archive, and since events conspired against my attempt to write a Madness ficlet, I only have the one fic to announce. So!

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In Death's Garden (1693 words)
Fandom: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Nattergalen | The Nightingale - Hans Christian Andersen
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Remix

Summary: Death's garden is not a place one can normally reach by looking for it, though all find their way there in the end. However, sometimes when one begins to travel with no clear destination, one finds oneself in strange places. So it was with the nightingale when she slipped from the Emperor's palace in the confusion of her mechanical copy's first performance.

[Remixed from The Nightingale at Dawn by [archiveofourown.org profile] Quillori]

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This is a slightly unusual remix for me, in that it's as much in conversation with the original canon as with the work I'm remixing. I think the only other time I did that was in 2017, when I remixed [personal profile] gramarye's Haroun and the Sea of Stories fic The Monster at the End of This Book into Turn the Page (Don't Fear the Ending). Haroun and the Sea of Stories is an awfully fairy-tale/folktale influenced canon in its own right, so possibly it's just something about fairy-tales influencing the paths my mind turns down. *hands* Look, brains are weird and I overdosed on fairy-tales as a child; these are not new developments.

cut for length )

Also, as I said in my author's note on AO3, I did a smidge of linguistic research in regard to pronouns, because the translations of Andersen's story I found online used different ones for the nightingale. To summarize, "it" would probably be the most grammatically faithful to the original, but I went with "she" for personal reasons.
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Found via [personal profile] rthstewart

So, first of all, I am not entirely sure what is meant by "fandoms" in this context. Ones I write fic for? Ones I read fic for? Ones I read fic for without ever consuming the canon? Ones where I consume the canon and have no further interest? Interpretation is hard.

But anyway, I will give it a shot!

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If fandoms were lovers...

The one who seduced you and screwed you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it. ...I don't think I actually have a fandom this applies to. I mean, yeah, there are things I've started reading or watching and then fallen out of love with, but I can't think of anything that's broken my heart by turning to shit. Unless you're talking about out-of-canon stuff, such as revelations about authors' real-life behavior? In which case I do find it somewhat awkward to reread Marion Zimmer Bradley's books at this point, or Orson Scott Card's work, even if I still find the books themselves valuable.

If we're just talking straight-up stories that I love passionately and which broke my heart, I think the champion is still The Lions of Al-Rassan. But I'm sure that story wasn't laughing at me.

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets. Harry Potter.

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized they really were fucking crazy. I mean, the Black Jewels series is legit fucking crazy, but that's why I like it in the first place, so... *hands* This goes for Angel Sanctuary as well.

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to get together with again although you're relieved they don't actually live in town. ...Saiyuki, maybe? For which I wrote four stories once upon a time to exorcise some meta that got stuck in my head, and which I do mean to go back and read more of someday. Or maybe Gormenghast. I wrote one Gormenghast fic ages ago, and have always vaguely regretted not doing more to play around with that canon's absolutely batshit worldbuilding.

The Steady. The Chronicles of Narnia, which I have been having productive discussions and arguments with since I was eight years old. *wry*

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never got really serious with. Possibly Leverage. I keep meaning to try watching that series, but never actually getting around to it.

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good friends because the friendship is there but the chemistry isn't. Most of the MCU, to be honest. (Except Daredevil, because reasons. *shifty eyes*)

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems really cool except it's never really gone anywhere. I dunno, really. You could probably fill in any audiovisual media thing here and be relatively accurate. Oh! Wait, no, I know: Fullmetal Alchemist. Which is a wonderful manga series and I keep just not clicking with it, which annoys me because I want to love it and can't quite get there and so am stuck with admiration instead.

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at them and thinking, "How did they land all these utterly fabulous people?" See the audiovisual media part of the previous answer. But I guess more specifically Game of Thrones. Which from the first season has sounded kind of unpleasant to me, what with the sexposition and so on, but hey. De gustibus non est disputandum. *wry*

The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against. Homestuck! ;)

The one you recently met at a party and would like to get to know better and who you think you might have a crush on. Annoyingly, the canons I've been into most recently have been book series that are all Yuletide-eligible, so. Not lots of opportunity there. (To name names: Yoon Ha Lee's Machineries of Empire series, Martha Wells's Raksura series and Murderbot series, and N. K. Jemisin's Inheritance trilogy and Dreamblood duology.)

The old flame that you wouldn't totally object to hooking up with again for a one night romp if only they cleaned themselves up a bit. Naruto. (Except we never exactly broke up. It's just a long-distance relationship and I am ignoring vast swathes of canon Because Reasons and also there is no sequel or weird anime movies, okay. Got it? Good.)

Your hot new flame. Alas, I don't have one. It is very frustrating. :(

The one who stole your people's hearts. I am interpreting this as a fandom that has swept many of my internet acquaintances off their feet, rather than something I wrote that everyone inexplicably likes best. At the moment this seems to be Good Omens, but I'm okay with that. I'm not in love myself, but it's nice to sort of vicariously experience other people's infatuation, and I am well-enough in like that I don't particularly mind not being deeply involved in this tangent.

And a bonus courtesy of [personal profile] syrena_of_the_lake: The one you’re embarrassed to admit you like, because your friends will all say you're too good for them. Oh, don't even get me started. The list of fandoms for which I read amazingly terrible fic is longer than both my legs put together -- and this is quite deliberate, since there are some power-kink tropes I find excruciating if I know the canon well enough to see how OOC they are, but find hot like burning if they're applied to characters with whom I'm only vaguely familiar via internet osmosis. *wry*

Also I found the Gor novels weirdly sexy when I was in high school. This is probably because the first one I read is the one where the main character gets caught and turned into a slave himself, and I do have both a power-kink and a torture-kink, so. :p

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