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A post apropos nothing in particular:

I don't like beer.

I never have, and I am pretty sure I never will.

When Nick and I were kids, our parents used to let us try tiny sips of whatever alcoholic beverage they were drinking with dinner -- basically, we got a clean teaspoon from the kitchen and they'd measure out a spoonful as a sample -- and while I thought red and white wines were a bit odd (and Mom's occasional Black Russian and Dad's occasional brandy or other fancy liqueur were a bit odd and also bitey), my invariable reaction to beer samples was "BLEUGH!!!" When I was older, I tried beer under what are probably the most favorable circumstances possible: a good German beer, fresh and cool, after I'd been walking for several hours on a hot summer day. At which point my reaction improved from "BLEUGH!!!" to "...mneh." I figure that there is no real point in experimenting further, though I do try a sip every few years just to confirm that yeah, still "BLEUGH!!!" (Or, on very good days, just "Bleugh!!" Which is still emphatic enough for me.)

I do like wine! But wine is often tragically expensive, as are hard liquors, and sometimes I want a drink with somewhat less alcohol by volume so I can get more liquid in with my mind-altering chemicals.

The solution? Hard cider!

Hard cider is lovely (except when people try to make it taste more like beer by adding hops to it -- and before anyone pipes up, no, hops are not the whole reason I object to beer; it's the fundamental beeriness of beer that I dislike, though the hops certainly don't help anything) and it's been experiencing a great resurgence in America over the past ten or twenty years. I first encountered hard cider as a specialty thing bought in wine-sized bottles from a cidery that was part of the Cayuga Lake Wine Trail. That was circa 2005. These days, I can buy six-packs or twelve-packs of hard cider at my local supermarket. It's WONDERFUL.

I mention this because a newish development in the hard cider world is rosé ciders. I think this started as a way to ride the coattails of the slightly less newish dry rosé wine movement (which I also like a lot, FYI; I like rosé as a flavor but traditional rosés are often undrinkably sweet) but it has turned into a Thing in its own right.

I tend to drink Angry Orchard ciders because it's always a bit of gamble trying new things and also I don't like thinking in supermarkets (my goal is to buy what I need and get out before I get distracted), but Angry Orchard Rosé is often sold out on my shopping days. So I've been experimenting a bit with some other brands.

The two I've tried so far are Crispin and Beak & Skiff 1911 Established.

Angry Orchard Rosé is 5.5% alcohol by volume, and a nice dark salmony pink. I like it because it's less sweet than a lot of hard ciders, but without that sort of... hmmm... thin, scrapey edge a lot of drier ciders get? It's still quite full-bodied, which is good. I usually buy the 12oz glass bottles.

Crispin Rosé is 5% ABV, and noticeably paler than Angry Orchard. It's also significantly drier in taste, and I find that it is best drunk with one or two ice cubes in the glass. (It comes in 12oz cans, and so is best poured into a glass. Drinking cider from a metal can leads to weird undertastes.) Crispin apparently mixes pear juice in with apple juice when fermenting ciders, and their rosé also contains rose petals and hibiscus, which seems a bit fancypants to me, but hey, the ability to get a bit fancypants is a sign of a healthy industry, so.

Beak & Skiff 1911 Established Rosé is 6.7% ABV (edging toward apple wine, tbh). As with Angry Orchard, it's a very full-bodied drink -- just enough so, I think, to counter the relative sweetness -- still less sweet than a properly sweet hard cider, but even so. It comes in 16oz cans and is consequently a bit dangerous, due to both the increased ABV and the increased portion size.

In conclusion, the Angry Orchard and Crispin rosé hard ciders are best for accompanying meals, while the 1911 Established rosé hard cider is best for drinking on a hot summer afternoon.

But they are all delicious. :)

(Also, it's annoying to have to keep copypasting an é character from a Word document, since I can't seem to type one in Chrome. BLEUGH!)

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Date: 2020-07-07 01:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tielan
Mmm, cider. Except that we have no cider in the house. This does not preclude me from going out to get cider (but we don't have many options for cider), however we don't have a lot of choice in your standard shops around here.

I suppose I could try the local ALDI which has an alcohol section.

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Date: 2020-07-07 02:22 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] branchandroot
Yes! Angry Orchard Rosé is my go-to summer cider. So tasty.

I used to get a variety pack of Woodchuck once a year, when they released the seasonal case, but I haven't been able to find that lately.

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Date: 2020-07-07 02:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mindstalk
If your thoughts about cider are "not sweet enough" or "I would like to feel a sugary coating on my teeth", I recommend Downeast cider. :)

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Date: 2020-07-07 04:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] krait
Interesting! This is a subject about which I know nothing, because my reaction to every alcoholic beverage I've ever tried has been "Bleugh!!" (Aside from flavouring applications such as a tablespoon of Kahlua in tiramisu, or a splash of mirin in stir fry.)

Things in metal cans do taste funny sometimes! And I particularly feel the frustration of copy-pasting specialty characters, because I'm on a Tolkien kick lately and it's rife with them: Fëanáro, Ñolofinwë, Míriel Þerinde...

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Date: 2020-07-07 05:01 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redwolf
It doesn't sound like US ciders make it here, but aside from local labels there's a decent range from NZ, UK, France and Sweden readily available. I favour apple based ciders, but a friend is mad keen on the pear variants, which I find more muted. But then I like the appleness of cider and pears aren't my favourite fruit, which probably has more to do with it.

Oddly, the term "hard" cider never made it here. Cider is cider, regardless of whether or not it has alcohol. Bear in mind we cheerfully refer to both fries and crisps as "chips" here.

I'm not a big beer fan, but I am fond of wheat beers.

I love ginger beer (the more bite, the better) and ginger ale (prefer Schweppes Ginger Ale in a glass bottle). While hard cider as a term doesn't rate a mention, hard ginger beer does. Possibly because there's not much of it about and the non-alcoholic version is common. Also, hard ginger beer is terrible.

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