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Aug. 9th, 2007

One of these days, I am going to go on a mad homicidal rampage through the center of Ithaca. I was thinking a butcher's knife would be the way to go, but MS assures me a frozen chicken is better. (Or maybe a rubber chicken. My memory is not what it once was.)

She's probably right. If you run around screaming while carrying conventional deadly weapons, you get in trouble a lot faster than if you run around screaming carrying something like, say, a turkey baster.

You do not want to know the various ways I have thought up to kill people with a turkey baster.

...

I am so glad I have a vacation next week.

However, before then I still have to pack, arrange with my landlords to collect my mail and water my plants, buy Susan a birthday present (I'm thinking pancake griddle), deal with the taxi company, and stop by my bank to see if they offer credit cards and finally get around to opening a savings account while I'm at it. And I STILL have not got a proper idea for my

femgenficathon story.

...

Yeah. Turkey basters.

Or maybe thumbtacks.

Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: public library

One of these days, I am going to go on a mad homicidal rampage through the center of Ithaca. I was thinking a butcher's knife would be the way to go, but MS assures me a frozen chicken is better. (Or maybe a rubber chicken. My memory is not what it once was.)

She's probably right. If you run around screaming while carrying conventional deadly weapons, you get in trouble a lot faster than if you run around screaming carrying something like, say, a turkey baster.

You do not want to know the various ways I have thought up to kill people with a turkey baster.

...

I am so glad I have a vacation next week.

However, before then I still have to pack, arrange with my landlords to collect my mail and water my plants, buy Susan a birthday present (I'm thinking pancake griddle), deal with the taxi company, and stop by my bank to see if they offer credit cards and finally get around to opening a savings account while I'm at it. And I STILL have not got a proper idea for my

femgenficathon story.

...

Yeah. Turkey basters.

Or maybe thumbtacks.

Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: public library

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