Aug. 23rd, 2012

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At the smoke shop, we keep a series of small notebooks for recording the more bizarre things our customers say and do. We record clerk goofs, too -- we are equal opportunity mockers! I feel I should share some of them with you. *angelic smile*

(These incidents are from two books ago, so they are three to six years old. Many of these people are no longer regular customers, and DB, AD, and ET no longer work at the smoke shop. EC is me, FYI.)

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What are we, psychic? )

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Non-sequiturs )

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One-liners )

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Helen )

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Tubercular Baby Fart )

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Bizarre conversations )

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General oddity )

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Inappropriate behavior )

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I may kidnap the second book and type up its contents this weekend. (This was all from book one. We are currently on book three.)

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