6 inches of wet, heavy snow overnight

Okay, I dug out the front steps, the part of the front sidewalk between the steps and the driveway, the driveway, and my car. Also a good bit of the street in a bid NOT to have the snowplows build a rampart of snow I will need to shovel through when I return home.

I have mopped myself down with a cold washcloth, taken some ibuprofen and acetaminophen, put up my gross sweaty hair, and gathered my work supplies.

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I mean, technically I have permission from Aunt Boss not to arrive until 11am, but I think I'd rather sit around getting paid to do nothing in particular than sit around not getting paid to do nothing in particular.

And so I am off to work. Here's hoping the hills have been plowed better than my poor street!