[Fic] "Give and Take" -- Naruto
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socchan. The prompt was one of Yukiko's genin missions. I think this is "Apartment Manager" and "Guardian" canon, though it has very little bearing on those stories, and has nothing to do with Naruto canon except the setting and the specific interpretation of ninja.
(The edited and improved version is here on ff.net.)
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Give and Take
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"This is stupid."
"I know, Ame. You've only told us ten thousand times already." Yukiko shoved her hair out of her face, wishing it would hurry up and grow long enough to put into a ponytail. Late summer in southern Fire Country was hot and humid with the promise of autumn monsoons -- she hoped they'd finish this mission before the rains came.
Ame sliced two strips of bandage from her wrists and reached over to fiddle with Yukiko's hair. "Seriously, this is the stupidest mission we've had yet. It doesn't take four people to search one village for a lost necklace, even if the necklace is that stupid daimyo's family heirloom." She tied off one pigtail and turned Yukiko's head. "He should just have somebody make a copy -- no fancy artwork is worth this aggravation. There. That should keep your neck a little cooler, at least."
Yukiko shook her head irritably. "It's valuable because it's old -- I think it was made by some famous jeweler down in Water Country about six hundred years ago. And you know I hate pigtails!"
"But you look so cute!" Ame said, fluttering a handful of shuriken in front of her face like a silk fan. The gesture went well with her elaborately looped and braided black hair, but clashed horribly with the bandaged forearms, the tight black bodysuit, and the giant shuriken blades slung behind her shoulders.
"Cute is for civilians," Yukiko grumbled.
"Cute is cute -- it's for everyone! Besides, neither of us will ever be beautiful like Kasumi, so we have to work with what we have, ne? I do exotic and dangerous, and you do cute."
"I'd rather do competent," Yukiko said, kicking her heels against the leg of the public bench. "Bet you Kasumi gets back with the ice cream before Hoshi-sensei finishes up in the pawn shop."
Ame stuck out her tongue. "No dice. Hoshi-sensei always shows up before you think he will, and you know some idiots will flirt with Kasumi and slow her down. I told you I should go buy snacks instead."
"You'd scare the vendors away. I should've gone. I know how to bargain better than either of you."
"Bargain, shmargain. Kasumi always--"
"--gets discounts, I know. It's not fair. You'd think the spear would put people off." Yukiko reached up to untie her left pigtail.
A small shuriken intercepted her fingers, not quite drawing blood. "Don't undo my hard work! If you don't like pigtails, you should buy some hair clips instead, or find a jutsu to make your hair grow faster. Of course, then I'd just have to get more creative with my styling..."
"Please do bear in mind that your fashion choices must stand up to field conditions, Ame," a soft voice said from behind them. Yukiko twitched; ninja were supposed to be sneaky, but Hoshi-sensei was so good at masking his presence it was scary. He swore it was fairly simple genjutsu, and that she just had to learn enough precision to handle the chakra flows, but she didn't think she'd ever be as good as he was.
"Where is Kasumi? I seem to recall telling you three to wait together," Hoshi-sensei said, leaning against the back of the bench. Yukiko checked his wallet automatically, but it was the same as when he'd gone into the shop. No purchases, then; they'd have to keep looking.
"Um," said Ame. "See, you were taking such a long time, and it's been a while since lunch..."
"She went to get snacks," finished Hoshi-sensei. He pressed a hand to his face, pinching the bridge of his nose, and then ran it back through his ginger hair. "You do understand the concept of orders? Please tell me you understand that concept."
"Sorry, Hoshi-sensei," Yukiko said, ducking her head. "It was my idea."
"Don't listen to her -- it was totally my fault!" Ame said, shoving Yukiko in the shoulder.
At that moment, Kasumi dropped down from a nearby roof, blonde hair whipping out behind her like a pennant. She carried a small insulated bag in her left hand; her right hand clutched her spear, which dug into the ground for balance. Something bright and sparkling was wound around the base of the spear-blade. Kasumi reached up to untangle it as she walked toward the bench.
"I'm sorry I took so long," she said, "but look! The vendor's daughter had climbed up into a big cherry tree at the edge of the square -- she was trying to get something glittery off one of the high branches. It turned out to be a fancy necklace, and her father gave it to me for free after I kept the girl from falling and breaking her neck. I think it's the necklace we were looking for. And I got the ice cream for free, too!"
She brandished the necklace toward her silent teammates, smiling. Then she noticed Hoshi-sensei, and blanched. "Oh. Um. Would you believe me if I said the ice cream was one of Yukiko's illusions, and really I've been hiding on the roof to keep a better lookout and just happened to find the necklace in the gutter?"
"I doubt it," Hoshi-sensei said dryly. He looked at the three nervous, guilty girls and sighed. "Technically, I should punish you for disobedience, but I understand your frustration, and you do seem to have completed our mission by accident. I'll let you off in return for your snacks."
"But--" Yukiko started, instinctively bristling at the unequal division, especially since there was no way they would have found the stupid necklace following standard search patterns, not for another week at least.
"It's that or remedial water-walking sessions all night," Hoshi-sensei said, tucking the necklace into a vest pocket. "Possibly remedial Henge lessons for you, until you can transform without using genjutsu to cover the flaws."
Yukiko fabricated a smile. "Enjoy your ice cream, sensei! We'll get out of your way while you send a message to our employer!" She grabbed Ame and Kasumi's hands and ran down the street, skidding around the corner.
"Yukiko! Now he's going to be mad at us," Kasumi scolded.
"He's already mad -- who cares about a little more?" Yukiko wiped her sweating palms against her pants and grinned at her teammates. "The important thing is that now we can go buy more ice cream. Right, Ame?"
"Right."
After a moment, Kasumi smiled.
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End of Story
socchan. The prompt was one of Yukiko's genin missions. I think this is "Apartment Manager" and "Guardian" canon, though it has very little bearing on those stories, and has nothing to do with Naruto canon except the setting and the specific interpretation of ninja.(The edited and improved version is here on ff.net.)
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Give and Take
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"This is stupid."
"I know, Ame. You've only told us ten thousand times already." Yukiko shoved her hair out of her face, wishing it would hurry up and grow long enough to put into a ponytail. Late summer in southern Fire Country was hot and humid with the promise of autumn monsoons -- she hoped they'd finish this mission before the rains came.
Ame sliced two strips of bandage from her wrists and reached over to fiddle with Yukiko's hair. "Seriously, this is the stupidest mission we've had yet. It doesn't take four people to search one village for a lost necklace, even if the necklace is that stupid daimyo's family heirloom." She tied off one pigtail and turned Yukiko's head. "He should just have somebody make a copy -- no fancy artwork is worth this aggravation. There. That should keep your neck a little cooler, at least."
Yukiko shook her head irritably. "It's valuable because it's old -- I think it was made by some famous jeweler down in Water Country about six hundred years ago. And you know I hate pigtails!"
"But you look so cute!" Ame said, fluttering a handful of shuriken in front of her face like a silk fan. The gesture went well with her elaborately looped and braided black hair, but clashed horribly with the bandaged forearms, the tight black bodysuit, and the giant shuriken blades slung behind her shoulders.
"Cute is for civilians," Yukiko grumbled.
"Cute is cute -- it's for everyone! Besides, neither of us will ever be beautiful like Kasumi, so we have to work with what we have, ne? I do exotic and dangerous, and you do cute."
"I'd rather do competent," Yukiko said, kicking her heels against the leg of the public bench. "Bet you Kasumi gets back with the ice cream before Hoshi-sensei finishes up in the pawn shop."
Ame stuck out her tongue. "No dice. Hoshi-sensei always shows up before you think he will, and you know some idiots will flirt with Kasumi and slow her down. I told you I should go buy snacks instead."
"You'd scare the vendors away. I should've gone. I know how to bargain better than either of you."
"Bargain, shmargain. Kasumi always--"
"--gets discounts, I know. It's not fair. You'd think the spear would put people off." Yukiko reached up to untie her left pigtail.
A small shuriken intercepted her fingers, not quite drawing blood. "Don't undo my hard work! If you don't like pigtails, you should buy some hair clips instead, or find a jutsu to make your hair grow faster. Of course, then I'd just have to get more creative with my styling..."
"Please do bear in mind that your fashion choices must stand up to field conditions, Ame," a soft voice said from behind them. Yukiko twitched; ninja were supposed to be sneaky, but Hoshi-sensei was so good at masking his presence it was scary. He swore it was fairly simple genjutsu, and that she just had to learn enough precision to handle the chakra flows, but she didn't think she'd ever be as good as he was.
"Where is Kasumi? I seem to recall telling you three to wait together," Hoshi-sensei said, leaning against the back of the bench. Yukiko checked his wallet automatically, but it was the same as when he'd gone into the shop. No purchases, then; they'd have to keep looking.
"Um," said Ame. "See, you were taking such a long time, and it's been a while since lunch..."
"She went to get snacks," finished Hoshi-sensei. He pressed a hand to his face, pinching the bridge of his nose, and then ran it back through his ginger hair. "You do understand the concept of orders? Please tell me you understand that concept."
"Sorry, Hoshi-sensei," Yukiko said, ducking her head. "It was my idea."
"Don't listen to her -- it was totally my fault!" Ame said, shoving Yukiko in the shoulder.
At that moment, Kasumi dropped down from a nearby roof, blonde hair whipping out behind her like a pennant. She carried a small insulated bag in her left hand; her right hand clutched her spear, which dug into the ground for balance. Something bright and sparkling was wound around the base of the spear-blade. Kasumi reached up to untangle it as she walked toward the bench.
"I'm sorry I took so long," she said, "but look! The vendor's daughter had climbed up into a big cherry tree at the edge of the square -- she was trying to get something glittery off one of the high branches. It turned out to be a fancy necklace, and her father gave it to me for free after I kept the girl from falling and breaking her neck. I think it's the necklace we were looking for. And I got the ice cream for free, too!"
She brandished the necklace toward her silent teammates, smiling. Then she noticed Hoshi-sensei, and blanched. "Oh. Um. Would you believe me if I said the ice cream was one of Yukiko's illusions, and really I've been hiding on the roof to keep a better lookout and just happened to find the necklace in the gutter?"
"I doubt it," Hoshi-sensei said dryly. He looked at the three nervous, guilty girls and sighed. "Technically, I should punish you for disobedience, but I understand your frustration, and you do seem to have completed our mission by accident. I'll let you off in return for your snacks."
"But--" Yukiko started, instinctively bristling at the unequal division, especially since there was no way they would have found the stupid necklace following standard search patterns, not for another week at least.
"It's that or remedial water-walking sessions all night," Hoshi-sensei said, tucking the necklace into a vest pocket. "Possibly remedial Henge lessons for you, until you can transform without using genjutsu to cover the flaws."
Yukiko fabricated a smile. "Enjoy your ice cream, sensei! We'll get out of your way while you send a message to our employer!" She grabbed Ame and Kasumi's hands and ran down the street, skidding around the corner.
"Yukiko! Now he's going to be mad at us," Kasumi scolded.
"He's already mad -- who cares about a little more?" Yukiko wiped her sweating palms against her pants and grinned at her teammates. "The important thing is that now we can go buy more ice cream. Right, Ame?"
"Right."
After a moment, Kasumi smiled.
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End of Story
