Wait. Hold that thought. There is no main problem with this asteroid because the entire gogdamn maze of rock and metal is built out of problems. Little trouble molecules composed of obstacle atoms composed of fuckup quarks and shit. A whole existential quantum stew of problem mania. *gigglesnort*
drinking your shitty stale coffee with its shitty film of grease and fucknasty, you would like nothing more than to show your stabs Oh that vocabulary. XD XD XD show your stabs!
What does that even mean with trolls anyway? You don't pity Terezi, except in the sense that you're sorry that she was born into such a shitty world and a shitty culture, that her friends were nuts to start with and then half of them died at each other's hands, that she's stuck here on this problem-o-matic asteroid with you as her best source of entertainment and comfort, if only because Karkat's got his head too firmly up his ass (or his nook? his bulge? troll biology continues to baffle you) to make a move like he so obviously wants to. *____* this whole paragraph is bwee. And damn straight Terezi is awesome and needs only to be pitied on shitty circumstances beyond her control. so there. (pff karkitty)
It's kind of cute how Karkat actually shuts up when the films are playing, the colors reflecting in pale, shifting rainbows over his gray skin. It's wonderful blackmail material, but you've never quite gotten around to using it. Maybe because then he'd never let down his guard again. Or maybe you just haven't found the right time. (Ha.) Wow, someone's got a tiny little soft spot there. Dare I say... a crush? :DDD
Also Dave freezing time and why he only does it to specific areas because other time players would feel it and bitch him out is clever and hilarious. XD
You have never been so glad for Bro's training in keeping your emotions from showing on your face or in your body language. Otherwise you are sure you'd be flushing actual candy red, and you'd be looking aside and fiddling with your coffee cup instead of staring Karkat down eye-to-shades. oh man, SO SINCERE. It's a wonder Karkat is not shocked into deeply moved tears of humility AHAHA yeahright. still, aw dave, that was cute. :D
Horn kissies!!!!! *squeaks*
And the callback to the coffee thing.
Aw man it stops there noooo. Are you sure i can't tzalk you into writing what happens next? How they talk Karkat into it? (after tons of yelling and sheer insulted disbelief yadda yadda).
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Date: 2012-03-16 03:20 pm (UTC)*gigglesnort*
drinking your shitty stale coffee with its shitty film of grease and fucknasty, you would like nothing more than to show your stabs
Oh that vocabulary. XD XD XD show your stabs!
What does that even mean with trolls anyway? You don't pity Terezi, except in the sense that you're sorry that she was born into such a shitty world and a shitty culture, that her friends were nuts to start with and then half of them died at each other's hands, that she's stuck here on this problem-o-matic asteroid with you as her best source of entertainment and comfort, if only because Karkat's got his head too firmly up his ass (or his nook? his bulge? troll biology continues to baffle you) to make a move like he so obviously wants to.
*____* this whole paragraph is bwee. And damn straight Terezi is awesome and needs only to be pitied on shitty circumstances beyond her control. so there. (pff karkitty)
It's kind of cute how Karkat actually shuts up when the films are playing, the colors reflecting in pale, shifting rainbows over his gray skin. It's wonderful blackmail material, but you've never quite gotten around to using it. Maybe because then he'd never let down his guard again. Or maybe you just haven't found the right time. (Ha.)
Wow, someone's got a tiny little soft spot there. Dare I say... a crush? :DDD
Also Dave freezing time and why he only does it to specific areas because other time players would feel it and bitch him out is clever and hilarious. XD
You have never been so glad for Bro's training in keeping your emotions from showing on your face or in your body language. Otherwise you are sure you'd be flushing actual candy red, and you'd be looking aside and fiddling with your coffee cup instead of staring Karkat down eye-to-shades.
oh man, SO SINCERE. It's a wonder Karkat is not shocked into deeply moved tears of humility AHAHA yeahright. still, aw dave, that was cute. :D
Horn kissies!!!!! *squeaks*
And the callback to the coffee thing.
Aw man it stops there noooo. Are you sure i can't tzalk you into writing what happens next? How they talk Karkat into it? (after tons of yelling and sheer insulted disbelief yadda yadda).
Anyway it was so cute, thank you so much.