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This amuses me: Most of America realizes that New York really is "The City"

Because of course NYC is the city. I am glad to see that the majority of Americans recognize this truth. :-)

(Taken from Business Insider's slideshow of 22 maps that show how Americans speak English totally differently from each other. Images made by Joshua Katz, based on answers to the linguistic survey of Bert Vaux and Scott Golder.)
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Two fortune cookies, one from tonight, one from a couple weeks ago:

1. The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.

2. Oops... Wrong cookie.



I swear, they get weirder every month.

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I haven't talked much about religious education (RE) this year, but suffice it to say that I am, as always, still teaching. This year I'm teaching the combined K-1 class, and for various reasons we are working off of two separate curricula. The first half of the year we worked from "A Discovering Year," and now we have switched to "Creating Home," which may produce interesting effects since half the class did this curriculum last year as kindergarteners. (With me as one of their teachers, no less. Small world!)

Anyway, Creating Home is one of the curricula that the UUA has put online in its entirety, which means instead of getting lessons emailed to us each week, the DRE has just put links in our shared Google Documents schedule thingy. Which has the unfortunate side effect that if you can't access the Google doc, you can't even find out which lesson is planned for that week (even though you can, of course, read all the lessons via the UUA should you so desire). Such was my plight this week. :-(

Fortunately we do have one hard copy of the curriculum in a giant 3-ring binder in the classroom, and my co-teachers knew which lesson we were working from, so I was able to speed-prepare before the kids came up from the sanctuary.

This was our second week with Creating Home, and we were still working on lesson one -- the lessons are ridiculously long and multi-part, with generally more activities than can be fit into a single session plus a full set of alternate activities, so it is quite easy to split them across two or even three weeks. Today we also had our traveling RE musician (who visits a different class each week to lead the kids in a few songs -- a wonderful idea that I wish my childhood church had had) so that ate a bit more time, after which we fooled around with finger labyrinths, making tissue-paper flowers and decorating paper leaves to tape to our "threshold" (i.e, the outer frame of the classroom doorway), and building houses out of blocks. It was remarkably low-stress and amazingly nobody got glue in inappropriate places.

After that I was able to hang around for twenty-five minutes or so and grab some food at the teacher appreciation brunch, since I didn't have to be at work until quarter of two. (That is because weird scheduling stuff and a shift swap BW and I arranged would have kicked me several hours into overtime, so PM trimmed my Sunday shift by two hours and encouraged me to leave early on Saturday if possible, which I cheerfully did.)

All in all, a successful morning. :-)
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1. A thought that struck me on my way to work this morning: Iago (from Shakespeare's Othello) as precursor of modern internet trolls. Discuss similarities and differences, paying particular attention to goals, motives, methodology, and misogynistic tendencies.

*silly*

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2. Jade/Dave/Terezi crossdressing porn is now at 7,150 words. Jade and Terezi are making out a little -- unexpected, but also good, because that was the weakest leg of the triangle in my mind and I want this to be a proper triad, not two separate het relationships with Dave at the hinge. Plus any excuse to make trolls be a little bit alien is a good one. (Incidentally, I am using the same troll anatomy here as I used in "Milk and Honey" and also "The Fire in Which We Burn," because it's more interesting if the two species don't match up very well at all and have to work around the differences.)

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3. I don't know if it was the weather or just the approach of the weekend, but today was weirdly busy at the smoke shop. A fair amount of that was instant lottery tickets rather than anything with a decent profit margin, but even so, our lottery customers had been largely absent earlier in the week, so their return is (while annoying) a welcome development.

We also received the normal Friday Elmira Distributing delivery, plus deliveries from Gesty (tobacco accessories) and J&R Santa Clara (cigars). In two out of three cases, we were billed for items that were not in the deliveries, so I had to call the companies and report the discrepancy. That is always a pain. Also I was working with MS and BW, who continue to not get along much at all -- plus MS has been starting on Zoloft the past few weeks and has been experiencing some unfortunate side effects, so she was understandably not in the best shape or mood. So it was a somewhat wearing day all around.

Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Of course, tomorrow I am working 9am-5pm, so I really ought to get to bed soon. (I hate morning shifts. There is a reason I am usually the closer, not the opener! But I suppose in this particular case it's a reasonable trade-off for having time to catch a bus to the grocery store and back once my shift ends, which I could not do if I were stuck downtown until after 9pm. Bus schedules do assume the average rider keeps a diurnal schedule, after all.)
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A tiny little comment!fic for [livejournal.com profile] aishuu, because she said I disagree. We need more smut. There's not enough smut. *angelic smile* I also think there's not enough vampires out there. I need more vampire and werewolves, especially ones that angst and sparkle.

I am bad at resisting perfect straight lines.

Kurt/Blaine, 150 words, completely ridiculous. (Originally posted here on [livejournal.com profile] quillofferings)

Angst and Sparkle )
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At the smoke shop, we keep a series of small notebooks for recording the more bizarre things our customers say and do. We record clerk goofs, too -- we are equal opportunity mockers! I feel I should share some of them with you. *angelic smile*

(These incidents are from two books ago, so they are three to six years old. Many of these people are no longer regular customers, and DB, AD, and ET no longer work at the smoke shop. EC is me, FYI.)

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What are we, psychic? )

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Non-sequiturs )

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One-liners )

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Helen )

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Tubercular Baby Fart )

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Bizarre conversations )

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General oddity )

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Inappropriate behavior )

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I may kidnap the second book and type up its contents this weekend. (This was all from book one. We are currently on book three.)
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My fortune cookie tonight: Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?


*cracks up*
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Page 5316, John to Jade:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.
EB: i found it in my dad's wallet.


The thing about Homestuck is, it's the kind of story where that is a perfectly rational statement. :-)
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In re page 5837: I cannot tell if Dave is genuinely that ignorant about football, or if he's just doing that to be ironic and/or annoy Rose.

Either way, it is cracking me up. :-) I love Dave.

Bruce Bombardi trophy for best pile squad. *snickers*

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brief thoughts on the other players )

Anyway, I am going to finish running through this set of scrapbook snapshots and then go to bed. (Note to self: I left off on p. 5874, in case my computer's stupid automatic update and reboot function that it wants to run tonight wipes the 'save game' cookie.)
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As seen in various places:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first full sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

With the caveat that I am aromantic asexual, and therefore said sex life A) is deeply, deeply boring and low-key, and B) involves only me and my imagination and ain't nobody else invited...

From Siddhartha Mukherjee's The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer: "With the introduction of modern refrigeration (and possibly changes in public hygiene that have diminished the rate of endemic infection), the stomach cancer epidemic seems to have abated."

Um. All right then!
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I got two cookies with my Chinese takeout tonight! (This is big; usually I get none.) Here are the bits of wisdom they seek to impart:

1. Everything originates from the seed of Determination.

2. The years teach much which the days never know.



...I can never decide whether it's funnier to add "in bed" or "except in bed" to the end. *grin*

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