on turkeys
Nov. 10th, 2007 10:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
We got our annual free turkey gift certificate bonuses yesterday. I'd forgotten that this would happen. But I'm sure something can be worked out.
Options include:
1. Take the turkey to NJ, cook it in my parents' oven (because they have pans big enough, and turkey basters, and stuff like that, which I do not), and then carry it home in piles of tupperware and eat leftovers for a month. (Possibly give some leftovers to my sister.)
2. Donate the turkey to a soup kitchen. (I'm not sure exactly how I'd pick up and transport a turkey without a car, but I'm sure I could work out the details somehow.)
3. Take the turkey to NJ for Christmas and eat it for Christmas dinner, splitting leftovers among me, my sister, and my parents.
4. Take the turkey to NJ and have my parents donate it to a soup kitchen. (They have cars. And they also know the logistics of doing that at their local soup kitchens, which I do not.)
5. Forget about the turkey until after January 5th, by which point the issue will be moot because the certificate will expire.
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Free food should not be this complicated!
Options include:
1. Take the turkey to NJ, cook it in my parents' oven (because they have pans big enough, and turkey basters, and stuff like that, which I do not), and then carry it home in piles of tupperware and eat leftovers for a month. (Possibly give some leftovers to my sister.)
2. Donate the turkey to a soup kitchen. (I'm not sure exactly how I'd pick up and transport a turkey without a car, but I'm sure I could work out the details somehow.)
3. Take the turkey to NJ for Christmas and eat it for Christmas dinner, splitting leftovers among me, my sister, and my parents.
4. Take the turkey to NJ and have my parents donate it to a soup kitchen. (They have cars. And they also know the logistics of doing that at their local soup kitchens, which I do not.)
5. Forget about the turkey until after January 5th, by which point the issue will be moot because the certificate will expire.
...
Free food should not be this complicated!