It's time for another Ginny/Harry/Draco
thirtyforthree ficlet! This is the pole-dancing one I kept threatening to write.
Warnings: graphic sex, complete and utter crack, wildly AU, and probably OOC as well
Notes: The overall situation in this story is not meant to be taken seriously -- dear god, please don't take it seriously! -- but the theory about stars and planets putting out magical fields of varying spectra is actually my quite rational attempt to make sense of how hogwash like astrology can function in the HP world. The same goes for the blend of spaceships and Apparation; after all, I had to justify the incursion of sci-fi aliens into a fantasy setting somehow.
( The One Where Aliens Make Them Have Sex )
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Okay, so I didn't actually manage to work in the pole dancing. Still, I think the rest of the story is bizarre enough to excuse that lapse. *smiles angelically*
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Warnings: graphic sex, complete and utter crack, wildly AU, and probably OOC as well
Notes: The overall situation in this story is not meant to be taken seriously -- dear god, please don't take it seriously! -- but the theory about stars and planets putting out magical fields of varying spectra is actually my quite rational attempt to make sense of how hogwash like astrology can function in the HP world. The same goes for the blend of spaceships and Apparation; after all, I had to justify the incursion of sci-fi aliens into a fantasy setting somehow.
( The One Where Aliens Make Them Have Sex )
...
Okay, so I didn't actually manage to work in the pole dancing. Still, I think the rest of the story is bizarre enough to excuse that lapse. *smiles angelically*