Um. So, I may have, two or three days ago, had a completely cracked idea for a story fusing
Inception characters into the Anita Blake world. Which I decided not to write, because
A) it's crack;
B) I have no time; and
C) I haven't read any Anita Blake since one or two books after
Narcissus in Chains (I seem to have blanked out the titles), which was years ago, and I gave away my copies of the earlier books.
I wrote over a thousand words of it anyway while grocery shopping this afternoon.
*headdesk*
I hate my brain some days. I really, really do.
Anyway, this is the first section, from Ariadne's POV. The story as a whole is set sometime after
Circus of the Damned, as marked by references to the Earthmover's visit to St. Louis, but beyond that I am vague like a vague thing. More may appear if I can't stop myself. *hits head again* (1,050 words)
( Weregild, part 1 )---------------------------------------------
The title makes no sense with this section, but it would become self-explanatory if I wrote more and revealed some of Dom and Arthur's backstory, and, you know, the actual plot. *sigh*
(Also, did you know there is an Anita Blake wiki? Well, there is. And now I have lost part of my excuse for not continuing this, since I have an easy way to look up some basic canon details. *beats head repeatedly against computer desk*)