Feb. 4th, 2020

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It's time for the continuing adventures of Liz and her reading list! These are the books I read in January 2020. Click on the cuts for summaries and reactions. I reserve the right to spoil all hell out of any book if spoilery bits are what I feel like talking about.

Minor Mage, by T. Kingfisher
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The Seventh Bride, by T. Kingfisher
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Sovereign, by C. J. Sansom
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And now I will attempt to do useful things for an hour and a half before I have to leave for work. *wry*
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More fills! :)

All prompts drawn from the current iteration of the Three Sentence Ficathon, hosted by the wonderful [personal profile] rthstewart. Come join the fun!

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13. ) For [personal profile] wintersday: The Magnus Archives, Nicola Orsinov, Unzip my body, take my heart out, cause I need a beat to give this tune, written 2/3/20

Vocalises (150 words)

Contains body horror.

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"I tried having a heart once, thought it might make a steady rhythm I could use to time our dances and the calliope's call, but they're such fiddly, fickle things, hearts, always racing and jolting and skipping beats -- far too unreliable," Nikola says to the almost-corpse laid open before her, as she hunts around its neck for a new voicebox to replace her current rasping wheeze.

"A voice, though, you can do such marvelous things with a voice, all kinds of swoops, and vibrato, and ventriloquism, and all of it under precise control, so I can not-be exactly who I don't want to be, and make others hear all the wrong things at exactly the worst time -- which is much better, don't you think? Oh, but you can't answer anymore, can you."

She wraps her plastic fingers around the larynx with a little cry of triumph, and snaps it free.

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14. ) For [personal profile] rthstewart: Update from the admin here, written 2/3/20

BRIEF REMINDER FROM THE ADMIN (110 words)

Fandom = Homestuck. Also, I know this isn't actually a prompt, rth, but I couldn't help myself :p

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CG: I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU HEAP OF BLITHERING, SPINELESS NITWITS TO COMPREHEND WITH YOUR HALF-DIGESTED BRAINMEAT, BUT THIS MESSAGE BOARD DOES HAVE RULES, WHICH, AS ALWAYS, YOU CAN FIND AND READ AT THIS HANDY LINK, AND IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THEM I WILL PULL OUT THE BAN-HAMMER AND BLOCK YOUR FLAT AND PATHETIC ASSES.

EB: no you won't; the only hammer available is the hammer of zillyhoo and you still don't have my permission to borrow it after what happened last time.

CG: UPDATE: ANYONE WHO ARGUES TECHNICALITIES ABOUT HAMMERS FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO ANNOY THE ADMIN IS SELF-EVIDENTLY BREAKING THE RULES AND GETS THE BAN-SICKLE.


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15. ) For [personal profile] oceanose: Any, any, dressing up, written 2/4/20

Birthday Best (150 words)

Fandom = The Magnus Archives. Contains self-immolation.

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Jude took her time that evening, picked out a siren-red dress (rayon, of course), styled her hair (plenty of spray to fix it in place), set up a romantic dinner in their living room (so much wood, so much more flammable than the cold, tiled kitchen), and waited for Gretchen to come home.

"Should I have dressed for the occasion?" Gretchen asked from the doorway, in the nervous, half-joking tone she'd adopted recently, as if unwilling to directly address Jude's changes and half-hoping she could pretend them away.

"No need," Jude said with an exultant smile, and then tipped the jug of kerosene over her own head and thumbed a spark from her lighter; the flames that consumed her, that fed her god and warped her bones and razed her life to ash, were more beautiful than any clothes money could ever buy, or any love that humans could sustain.

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16. ) For [personal profile] slippy: Any, any, kneecapping, written 2/4/20

You and Me Together (225 words)

Fandom = The Magnus Archives. Contains police brutality. Also twelve sentences long because sometimes structural restrictions are not my friend. *wry*

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"Daisy, have you seen--?" Basira said, raising her voice to carry outside the car while she rummaged for the pen that ought to be attached to her clipboard.

There was a sudden meaty crack, a scream, and then a sound like an entire basket of wet laundry falling onto a hardwood floor.

Basira sighed. "Was that necessary?" she said as she slid out of the car to look at her partner standing unrepentant over the quivering body of their suspect.

"My hand slipped," Daisy said, straight-faced and hard-eyed, and if her fingers curled round her baton looked a bit too sharp for a moment, well, it was twilight and the mind played tricks on the eyes even under the best conditions of visibility.

"--report you!--" the suspect wheezed around his moans of pain. "--have rights!--"

Basira looked down at him and reminded herself that he was a person and had rights, no matter what kind of monster he'd chosen to become. The words rang ever more hollow in her mind, but she needed to keep track of them, needed to make sure she kept Daisy safe on their side of the line so far as the higher-ups knew or cared. Then she said in her best brisk, professional tone, "Report what, sir? Her hand slipped."

In the corner of her eye, she saw Daisy smile.

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17. ) For [personal profile] runespoor: Spinning Silver, Miryem/the Staryk King, a cat may look at a king, written 2/4/20

A Cat Always Lands on Its Feet (185 words)

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I'm still not certain how the cat -- a silky, long-haired beast, sooty black all over with a purr like a rusty metal hinge and a mew like a dying crow -- got into Staryk lands, but cats are well known for their ability to turn up in unexpected places and escape from what should be secure rooms, so perhaps it's best not to question that. I'm also not certain what the cat intended to eat in a land of perpetual winter, particularly not one whose people are known to be fiercely possessive of all living creatures they claim as their own, but perhaps it's best not to question that either.

The important part is that when I discovered the cat and my husband caught in a staring contest across the white pillows upon our bed, which were now peppered with a healthy dusting of long black hairs, his first impulse was to say, without once breaking eye contact, "I will not bargain with you over whether or not the beast stays," and so, of course, I took him at his word and kept it without asking.

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18. ) For [personal profile] rthstewart: Bujold-Chalion, Desdemona and Penric, But it's so pretty, written 2/4/20

Priorities in Order (135 words)

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Yes, and expensive, just like all the other books in this collection, which is why burning them is the most efficient way to raise some chaos and ensure the Marquis's attention is firmly fixed on us, Desdemona said while Penric made sad faces over the illuminated bestiary.

"You have no appreciation for history," Penric muttered as he returned the heavy volume to the shelf with its fellows; "I suppose I should be grateful we had time to make sure they're only fancy editions of known texts rather than anything important."

I'm older than half of this heap of papers, Desdemona said as a spark leapt from Penric's fingers to the kindling-dry spines of the books, and that's more than enough history to give me a better grasp on what's truly important than you'll ever have.

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More to come as the month continues...
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Things done today:

1. Wrote four more Three Sentence Ficathon fills (one of which is twelve sentences, because reasons). I ought to come up with some prompts to leave over there for other people to fill, but my brain has been a little blank on that front, alas!

Tangentially, apparently The Magnus Archives is a new writing fandom for me as well as a reading fandom? By which I mean that seven of my eighteen 3-sentence fills to date are Magnus Archives fic, and only one of those was for a fandom-specific prompt. *hands* Brains are weird, you know? They do not always notify you when you're developing a potential new obsession and instead leave you to discover that after the fact.

2. On that note, listened to more episodes of The Magnus Archives, up through #137: Nemesis.

3. Deposited a check.

4. Returned a library book. Also checked out a new library book because it caught my eye and I am weak against the lure of new reading material. *wry*

5. Not the IRS 4-8:45pm. We were going to close up at five past eight since nobody had scheduled an appointment for the 8-9pm slot, but we got a walk-in client at about 7:56pm, so we stayed open until I finished their return. It was pretty simple, and on the bright side that did mean I caught the #30 bus that turns into the #17 and drops me off two blocks from my house rather than the #30 bus that drops me off downtown and I have to walk a mile home in the dark and the cold. *shrug*

6. Finished reading Six of Crows and started reading Turning Darkness Into Light, which is the new book I checked out this afternoon and therefore had on hand at the tax office. I'm going to set that aside and start Crooked Kingdom tomorrow, though, because Six of Crows ends on a hell of a cliffhanger.

And now I believe I will get ready for bed. :)

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