[Meme] Zombie Apocalypse team
Jul. 9th, 2011 12:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Found via everyone and their dog: "Go look at your blog journal. Find the last fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your teammates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?"
The last fandom-related thing I posted was the latest section of "Weregild," wherein Arthur goes to visit Animators, Inc. So I have Arthur-as-an-animator (maybe necromancer; I haven't decided yet), Dom-as-a-weretiger, Mary the secretary, and Larry Kirkland (who is not named, but who enters and clears his throat at the very end of the chapter). If mentioned characters count, I also have Eames-as-a-werefox, all the staff of Animators, Inc. (minus Craig the night secretary, unless annoyed author's notes count), plus Jean-Claude, Richard (mentioned though not by name), and Phillip (though he's dead, and also not mentioned by name).
Some of these are useless civilians (like me!), but I think people who raise zombies for a living are pretty well set to cope with sending them back to their graves, you know? A master vampire and three alpha lycanthropes cannot hurt our defense strategy. And if Phillip is a zombie at the time... well, perhaps he can communicate with his crazed brethren? :-)
Also also, if annoyed author's notes count, I have Laurell K. Hamilton. She can be bait. *is petty, but unrepentant*
The last fandom-related thing I posted was the latest section of "Weregild," wherein Arthur goes to visit Animators, Inc. So I have Arthur-as-an-animator (maybe necromancer; I haven't decided yet), Dom-as-a-weretiger, Mary the secretary, and Larry Kirkland (who is not named, but who enters and clears his throat at the very end of the chapter). If mentioned characters count, I also have Eames-as-a-werefox, all the staff of Animators, Inc. (minus Craig the night secretary, unless annoyed author's notes count), plus Jean-Claude, Richard (mentioned though not by name), and Phillip (though he's dead, and also not mentioned by name).
Some of these are useless civilians (like me!), but I think people who raise zombies for a living are pretty well set to cope with sending them back to their graves, you know? A master vampire and three alpha lycanthropes cannot hurt our defense strategy. And if Phillip is a zombie at the time... well, perhaps he can communicate with his crazed brethren? :-)
Also also, if annoyed author's notes count, I have Laurell K. Hamilton. She can be bait. *is petty, but unrepentant*
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Date: 2011-07-09 07:57 am (UTC)would there even be enough of a meal in there to be tempting?
My last post was with Team Seven, so i'm pretty safe too. We'd just travel by trees.
Unless zombie ninja can also jump trees. D: D: D:
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Date: 2011-07-09 07:45 pm (UTC)I think the tree-jumping ability of zombie ninjas would depend on how decayed they are, how close together the trees are, and whether you have shambling-type zombies or the faster running-type zombies. I don't think shamblers are coordinated enough to climb, let alone balance on a tree branch and jump to another.
What worries me is the possibility that some zombie ninjas might remember how to set traps...
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Date: 2011-07-09 09:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-09 07:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-10 04:27 am (UTC)