Jane Crocker, reacting to GCat (and incidentally introducing it/him to the readers), on page 6325:
Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?
You guess you should feel grateful toward him for saving your life, but you know he's just as likely to rescue you from an explosion as he is to randomly teleport you across town, forcing you to call your dad and ask for a ride home, while you spend all day standing in some random field in the pouring rain while you wait hours for your dad to come and pick you up after he gets lost because he plugged the wrong place into google maps.
...
Somebody should write that fic.
By which I mean somebody who is not me.
Unless I get epically bored on my three airplane flights on Thursday. *ponders*
Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?
You guess you should feel grateful toward him for saving your life, but you know he's just as likely to rescue you from an explosion as he is to randomly teleport you across town, forcing you to call your dad and ask for a ride home, while you spend all day standing in some random field in the pouring rain while you wait hours for your dad to come and pick you up after he gets lost because he plugged the wrong place into google maps.
...
Somebody should write that fic.
By which I mean somebody who is not me.
Unless I get epically bored on my three airplane flights on Thursday. *ponders*