From the Department of TMI:
I can generally predict the onset of my period, give or take a day or two, purely by physical changes in my body when I am ovulating. I have known how to do that since I was still in high school.
It has taken me a hell of a lot longer to realize that I can also track my menstrual cycle -- less accurately, but even so -- by my interest in reading and writing PWP porn fic, which is perhaps unsurprisingly at its peak two weeks before the inevitable blood and cramps. *headdesk* (Although curiously enough, that interest has a secondary peak during my period itself. Hormones. How do they even work?)
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This observation brought to you by the untitled Homestuck Jane/Dave breast-worship time-travel-abuse porn I just wrote ~1,000 words of tonight. What the fuck is even my life.
*headesks again*
*then slinks off to write more porn*
ETA: The fic is now at 1,650 words, elements of light bondage have entered the picture, and I am going to bed.
I can generally predict the onset of my period, give or take a day or two, purely by physical changes in my body when I am ovulating. I have known how to do that since I was still in high school.
It has taken me a hell of a lot longer to realize that I can also track my menstrual cycle -- less accurately, but even so -- by my interest in reading and writing PWP porn fic, which is perhaps unsurprisingly at its peak two weeks before the inevitable blood and cramps. *headdesk* (Although curiously enough, that interest has a secondary peak during my period itself. Hormones. How do they even work?)
...
This observation brought to you by the untitled Homestuck Jane/Dave breast-worship time-travel-abuse porn I just wrote ~1,000 words of tonight. What the fuck is even my life.
*headesks again*
*then slinks off to write more porn*
ETA: The fic is now at 1,650 words, elements of light bondage have entered the picture, and I am going to bed.